My 4 year old, heavily sedated on cold medicine, just told me that he wishes pickles could dance...don't we all?
Sayings you live by... Page 2
If you need to know the urdu for my motto, just ask.
Quote: john lucas 101 @ January 14 2010, 2:41 PM GMTI wish I lived by some ludicrous maxim so I could join in.
I always liked the one of thinking what would someone you admire do. Not so good when you're a young teenager and you're idol's Sid Vicious. 
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ January 14 2010, 2:41 PM GMTI'm working on the Indian market now. Bigger audience.
Racist!
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ January 14 2010, 2:40 PM GMTBut you can.
I think he was referring to the water that makes the river rather than the banks and bed. Give the man some artistic licence Dolly 
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ January 14 2010, 2:43 PM GMTI always liked the one of thinking what would someone you admire do. Not so good when you're a young teenager and you're idol's Sid Vicious.
Ah. the lovely Sid. I remember seeing the video for C'mon Everybody on Tiswas, where he hasn't got a crash helmet on. (Or was it Something Else?) Naughty Sidney!
Quote: john lucas 101 @ January 14 2010, 2:47 PM GMTAh. the lovely Sid. I remember seeing the video for C'mon Everybody on Tiswas, where he hasn't got a crash helmet on. (Or was it Something Else?) Naughty Sidney!
Something Else. Poor old Sid. Good old Tiswas.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ January 14 2010, 2:48 PM GMTSomething Else. Poor old Sid. Good old Tiswas.
Ah, those were the days! *No, stop that!*
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ January 14 2010, 2:43 PM GMTI always liked the one of thinking what would someone you admire do. Not so good when you're a young teenager and you're idol's Sid Vicious.
WWMD, or What Would MacGyver Do? has got me out of numerous scrapes armed only with a paperclip and a small vial of Baby Bio.
Quote: chipolata @ January 14 2010, 2:53 PM GMTAt University I went out with a Cypriot girl. And the Cypriot students nickname for me was MacGyver. I'm still not sure whether they were taking the piss or not.
Under what circumstances might they NOT have been taking the piss?
Quote: chipolata @ January 14 2010, 2:53 PM GMTAt University I went out with a Cypriot girl. And the Cypriot students nickname for me was MacGyver. I'm still not sure whether they were taking the piss or not.
Did you drive a jeep and have a mullet? If so, they were taking the piss.
In Scandinavia, they call a Swiss Army knife a MacGyver knife. How cool is that?
Quote: john lucas 101 @ January 14 2010, 2:54 PM GMTUnder what circumstances might they NOT have been taking the piss?
Quote: Rob H @ January 14 2010, 2:55 PM GMTDid you drive a jeep and have a mullet? If so, they were taking the piss.
They don't do sarcasm in Cyprus. And MacGyver was hot stuff in Cyprus. Probably still is.
Quote: chipolata @ January 14 2010, 2:57 PM GMTThey don't do sarcasm in Cyprus.
They probably do now that you've had a go at the stock.
Quote: john lucas 101 @ January 14 2010, 2:59 PM GMTThey probably do now that you've had a go at the stock.
She did always have a go at me about my sarcasm. "It's not nice, Chipolata. Why do you do it?" she would say. Except she used my actual name.
Quote: john lucas 101 @ January 14 2010, 2:59 PM GMTThey probably do now that you've had a go at the stock.
Somewhere in the thyme-strewn rocky highlands of Cyprus, beneath an azure sky, there's a whitewashed village occupied by satsuma-eating filth-mongerers. Probably.
Quote: chipolata @ January 14 2010, 3:03 PM GMTExcept she used my actual name.
I bet it's... Alan. No, Dave! No.... Graham.