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Quote: Nogget @ January 14 2010, 11:16 AM GMT

Haiti is a largely Christian country, with Roman Catholicism professed by 80% of Haitians. Draw your own conclusions.

It says in the paper today that many are Voodooists

Quote: bushbaby @ January 14 2010, 11:19 AM GMT

It says in the paper today that many are Voodooists

Who do?

Quote: Griff @ January 14 2010, 12:03 AM GMT

Is that you in the picture IT David?

Quote: IT David @ January 14 2010, 12:07 AM GMT

Yes. That handsome chap is indeed I.

I knew I'd seen you somewhere before. Here ---> Geek

:P :D

Quote: Nogget @ January 14 2010, 11:16 AM GMT

Haiti is a largely Christian country. Draw your own conclusions.

If I ignore the impersonal force that is Nature, then the religionist's response would be Evil doesn't care who its target is. Christian, Jew, or atheist. A bit like Michael Jackson's philosophical song "It don't matter if you're black or white."

Quote: Jane P @ January 14 2010, 7:16 AM GMT

Rookie mistake Leevil - it's off and on again!

;) I was assuming it was already off... Whistling nnocently

Quote: SlagA @ January 14 2010, 11:31 AM GMT

If I ignore the impersonal force that is Nature, then the religionist's response would be Evil doesn't care who its target is. Christian, Jew, or atheist. A bit like Michael Jackson's philosophical song "It don't matter if you're black or white."

I think that either God's omnipotence is very greatly over-rated, in that He couldn't prevent even his own followers from being killed en masse (that's not in the Bible, is it?), in which case He's not very god-like, or He greatly disapproves of Christianity, or He is simply a very nasty piece of work.

You also have to factor in that the after-life is supposed to be better than being here.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ January 14 2010, 2:17 PM GMT

You also have to factor in that the after-life is supposed to be better than being here.

It can't be that good if He's in charge.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ January 14 2010, 2:17 PM GMT

You also have to factor in that the after-life is supposed to be better than being here.

Unless this is the afterlife. And by this, I mean the BCG message board. :(

Quote: chipolata @ January 14 2010, 2:44 PM GMT

Unless this is the afterlife. And by this, I mean the BCG message board. :(

Now I'm really depressed.

Quote: chipolata @ January 14 2010, 2:44 PM GMT

Unless this is the afterlife. And by this, I mean the BCG message board. :(

Purgatory, surely.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ January 14 2010, 2:48 PM GMT

Purgatory, surely.

Imagine us all together. For the whole of eternity. Teary

Quote: chipolata @ January 14 2010, 2:55 PM GMT

Imagine us all together. For the whole of eternity. Teary

Why, what's wrong with that? I mean, think of the madcap japes and that.

Quote: Griff @ January 14 2010, 2:59 PM GMT

It could be worse. Imagine if Seefacts hadn't left.

:D

He'll be f**king back. Nobody leaves the BCG.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ January 14 2010, 2:58 PM GMT

Why, what's wrong with that? I mean, think of the madcap japes and that.

Our homoerotic schtick is going to get tired sometime around 2097.

Quote: chipolata @ January 14 2010, 3:01 PM GMT

Our homoerotic schtick is going to get tired sometime around 2097.

Yeah, but then we just give it a couple of weeks and it'll be as fresh as ever.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ January 14 2010, 3:05 PM GMT

Yeah, but then we just give it a couple of weeks and it'll be as fresh as ever.

Or failing that, we'll just scrape off the mould and keep on going.

I do hope this isn't the afterlife - I'd always imagined there being more chicks than this. Leastways, that's according to the bible.

Quote: Rob H @ January 14 2010, 3:09 PM GMT

Or failing that, we'll just scrape off the mould and keep on going.

We'll scrape our own mould off, thank you very much.

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