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Quote: Gavin @ January 14 2010, 11:50 AM GMT

It's fine. Just have a cuppa tea and a think will sort it out.

Two sugars. :)

Quote: bigfella @ January 14 2010, 11:25 AM GMT

Who are the six in front of you.

All me. :$

Quote: bigfella @ January 14 2010, 11:25 AM GMT

Who are the six in front of you.

Quote: bigfella @ January 14 2010, 11:48 AM GMT

Quick removal! Good thinking.

Now who's the bloody wuss, mmm?

Quote: john lucas 101 @ January 14 2010, 1:07 PM GMT

Now who's the bloody wuss, mmm?

I never like to needlessly offend people. Even massive c**ts! :)

Quote: bigfella @ January 14 2010, 11:48 AM GMT

Quick removal! Good thinking.

You know this heart attack thing, are pains in the left arm a bad thing?

oooer, a friend told me the other day that pains in the left arm ARE a symptom of heart trouble.

Where's doctor Tim when we need him.

Quote: chipolata @ January 14 2010, 1:26 PM GMT

I never like to needlessly offend people. Even massive c**ts! :)

You big bloody softy!

Quote: john lucas 101 @ January 14 2010, 1:31 PM GMT

You big bloody softy!

Too right! And women bloody love it! Do you hear me, Lucas! They bloody love it!*

*Or they will one day.Please one day love it, women!

Quote: chipolata @ January 14 2010, 1:37 PM GMT

Too right! And women bloody love it! Do you hear me, Lucas! They bloody love it!*

*Or they will one day.Please one day love it, women!

Ah, the old 'Women', eh? The 'Ladies', as it were. The 'Girls'. Yes, they really do love all that sensitivity.

Quote: billwill @ January 14 2010, 1:31 PM GMT

oooer, a friend told me the other day that pains in the left arm ARE a symptom of heart trouble.

Yes that is true - it can also be completely harmless - but it's best not to ignore.

But wasn't BF joking?

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ January 14 2010, 2:01 PM GMT

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But wasn't BF joking?

Oh the pain.....

My arms were aching a little from the ice breaking adventure this morning.

I'm fully ECG'ed up, my heart is like a finely oiled machine.

Quote: bigfella @ January 14 2010, 2:17 PM GMT

my heart is like a finely oiled machine.

Covered in grease? :O

:)

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ January 14 2010, 2:19 PM GMT

Covered in grease? :O

:)

It was. :(

But it worked nicely.

Less greasy now.

Bizarrly even at my worst my BP was normal and cloestrol (spelt wrong) very low.

Quote: bigfella @ January 14 2010, 2:21 PM GMT

Bizarrly even at my worst my BP was normal and cloestrol (spelt wrong) very low.

Yeah, you can't always go by weight/size. There's a big history of heart disease in my family, even amongst the young and slim.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ January 14 2010, 1:41 PM GMT

Ah, the old 'Women', eh? The 'Ladies', as it were. The 'Girls'. Yes, they really do love all that sensitivity.

Yes, it's been my experience that the old chicks love a bit of sensitivity. Especially when they're surprised by it (not in a balaclave and duct tape RRRRRRRRRRROOOAAAAAR kind of surprise).

Ellie is off to the dentist to get them to sort out her lock jaw. :)

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