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Quote: chipolata @ January 14 2010, 9:13 AM GMT

The cats were on the front bed and I didn't want to disturb them.

You went and slept in the back bedroom without my boyfriend for fear of upsetting the cats? Now I love cats, don't get mewrong, but what will happen if you disturb them? They'll just turn around and find another comfortable place. Unless you have millions?

Quote: DaButt @ January 14 2010, 1:23 AM GMT

Just donated $50 to help the earthquake victims in Haiti. It's an immense tragedy and I urge you to donate to a worthy charity if you are able to do so. It feels good to help those who weren't blessed with the comfortable lives that most of us lead.

The photos tear at my soul:

http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2010/01/earthquake_in_haiti.html

They really are harrowing pictures DaButt. I think Save the Children were asking for donations so I'll go there.

Quote: EllieJP @ January 14 2010, 9:24 AM GMT

They really are harrowing pictures DaButt. I think Save the Children were asking for donations so I'll go there.

You're donating yourself? I'm sure that'll cheer up the people of Haiti no end. :)

I would be no use in that kind of situation. I shall be donating some pounds instead.

Is in a foul mood after being stuck in traffic for over an hour and having to turn round and go the back roads into work.

I've just spent and hour and half digging my car out of my road, while all my bastard neighbours drove past in their 4x4s.

Quote: bigfella @ January 14 2010, 9:43 AM GMT

I've just spent and hour and half digging my car out of my road, while all my bastard neighbours drove past in their 4x4s.

We didn't even have snow! What a shithole I live in. Disgrace. Pay over the odds to live in a shit kicking, inbred, F**khole. I'm going across the road for a Twix.

A Twix, the world best calming treatment.

Quote: EllieJP @ January 14 2010, 9:24 AM GMT

You went and slept in the back bedroom without my boyfriend for fear of upsetting the cats? Now I love cats, don't get mewrong, but what will happen if you disturb them? They'll just turn around and find another comfortable place. Unless you have millions?

I don't have to answer you! :P

Quote: bigfella @ January 14 2010, 10:07 AM GMT

A Twix, the world best calming treatment.

Even more so than a giant cannabis spliff?

Quote: chipolata @ January 14 2010, 10:11 AM GMT

Even more so than a giant cannabis spliff?

A cannabis spliff as opposed to a heroin spliff? :P :P

Quote: chipolata @ January 14 2010, 10:11 AM GMT

I don't have to answer you! :P

Yes you bloody well do.

Quote: Gavin @ January 14 2010, 10:21 AM GMT

A cannabis spliff as opposed to a heroin spliff? :P :P

Quote: chipolata @ January 14 2010, 10:11 AM GMT

I don't have to answer you! :P

Quote: EllieJP @ January 14 2010, 10:22 AM GMT

Yes you bloody well do.

Oooh, I love it when you get all bolshy.

Rob is sad at the cricket score. :(

Darren is laid in bed with the sniffles. I want to hire a butler for a day to run errands and so forth, anyone know any?

Quote: Darren Pomroy @ January 14 2010, 10:25 AM GMT

Darren is laid in bed with the sniffles. I want to hire a butler for a day to run errands and so forth, anyone know any?

How about this chap:

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Quote: john lucas 101 @ January 14 2010, 10:29 AM GMT

How about this chap:

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He looks like lot's of fun. Can I keep him? :D

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