Quote: Rob H @ January 12 2010, 3:38 PM GMTThat's what I thought. Still she said it was ok, so I'm sure it is. >_<
Not planning on having sex for a few months then Rob? Still often over-rated in my opinion 
Don't you just hate. Page 7
The print button on the end of each thread. Who the f**k wants to print all this out? 
The police?
Quote: chipolata @ January 13 2010, 2:37 PM GMTThe print button on the end of each thread. Who the f**k wants to print all this out?
I always print out all your posts Chip then stick them up next to your court appearance cuttings whilst sipping a nice Chianti.
You do realise 'chipolata' is just a character I've created as part of a University Of East Anglia creative writing project? 
Quote: chipolata @ January 13 2010, 2:47 PM GMTYou do realise 'chipolata' is just a character I've created as part of a University Of East Anglia creative writing project?
3 years on a forum pissing around and talking about woman?!
Yeah I can believe this is a uni project.
Quote: roscoff @ January 13 2010, 2:05 PM GMTNot planning on having sex for a few months then Rob? Still often over-rated in my opinion
That's the plan Roscoff. Just preparing myself for married life. 
Quote: chipolata @ January 13 2010, 2:47 PM GMTYou do realise 'chipolata' is just a character I've created as part of a University Of East Anglia creative writing project?
I know you're lying because I invented the University of East Anglia as part of a University of East Anglia creative writing project. 
Quote: Rob H @ January 14 2010, 8:00 AM GMTI know you're lying because I invented the University of East Anglia as part of a University of East Anglia creative writing project.
Morning, creator.
Quote: john lucas 101 @ January 14 2010, 8:03 AM GMTMorning, creator.
Morning, John.
You may prostate yourself before me, in a post-modernist fashion.
Quote: Rob H @ January 14 2010, 9:09 AM GMTMorning, John.
You may prostate yourself before me, in a post-modernist fashion.
I don't think you'd want my prostate anywhere near you, mate.
Quote: john lucas 101 @ January 14 2010, 9:40 AM GMTI don't think you'd want my prostate anywhere near you, mate.
Are you warning me off your internal organs? Bastard. 
Quote: Rob H @ January 14 2010, 9:57 AM GMTAre you warning me off your internal organs? Bastard.
Sorry me old mucker. Gotta be cruel to be kind.
Quote: john lucas 101 @ January 14 2010, 10:08 AM GMTSorry me old mucker. Gotta be cruel to be kind.
It's always tough love with you John, isn't it? All sandy vaseline, never hugs and cuddles.
Quote: Rob H @ January 14 2010, 10:10 AM GMTIt's always tough love with you John, isn't it? All sandy vaseline, never hugs and cuddles.
Sandy Vaseline - there's my porn star name.
And yes. It is all tough love. It pays to be a cold hearted son of a gun.
Quote: john lucas 101 @ January 14 2010, 10:15 AM GMTSandy Vaseline - there's my porn star name.
And yes. It is all tough love. It pays to be a cold hearted son of a gun.
Especially if you're a dominatrix rent boy. So I've heard...