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Nope I'm joyful and in work...

Never mind 8 hours then I'm home and I can start more work joy...

Quote: chipolata @ January 10 2010, 6:08 PM GMT

I'm not against anyone starting families, I just think vast swathes of modern Britain should be sterilised. And maybe herded into big gas chambers in Salford.

I would defintiely start with Manchester, yes. Instead of 'showers' they could just be told that they were 'benefit offices'.

I am getting worryingly right wing in my old age early thirties.

Quote: Rob H @ January 11 2010, 10:13 AM GMT

I am getting worryingly right wing in my old age early thirties.

Careful, you're going to blow that "Warm John Lucas" tag you've so carefully cultivated.

Quote: chipolata @ January 11 2010, 10:15 AM GMT

Careful, you're going to blow that "Warm John Lucas" tag you've so carefully cultivated.

It's that outer warmth which means the unwashed masses would believe my directions to the 'benefits office'. They don't realise the evil which lurks within my hidden shallows.

Quote: chipolata @ January 11 2010, 10:15 AM GMT

Careful, you're going to blow that "Warm John Lucas" tag you've so carefully cultivated.

My ears are buuuurrrrning.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ January 11 2010, 10:25 AM GMT

My ears are buuuurrrrning.

Console

Quote: Rob H @ January 11 2010, 10:32 AM GMT

Console

Thank you, Rob

Love from the 'Colder Rob H'.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ January 11 2010, 10:37 AM GMT

Thank you, Rob

Love from the 'Colder Rob H'.

You're very welcome. I have a vast reservoir of warmth to dole out. Along with homely sayings for any situation.

A minibus just went past with Bridgnorth Endowed School written on the side.

I wonder what their pupils are like ! ?

:)

Bridgnorth is near me.

Bridgnorth is near me.

There's a girls' school near my parents' house called Sexey's School.
:/

Quote: zooo @ January 13 2010, 12:18 PM GMT

There's a girls' school near my parents' house called Sexey's School.
:/

Oh dear! :|

If I owned a school I'd call it Verywell Endowed Infants. I could then higher them out to the local Perverts Society and various travelling freek shows.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 29 2007, 12:02 PM GMT

maybe its a well set out code...oh dear there was some thunder as I said that :|

I'd kill for some thunder now. And a big storm to help this snow f**k off.

How to solve the congestion problems on Britain's motorways !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdIzRFOaTCY&feature=player_embedded

:O

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