Quote: Jack Massey @ January 12 2010, 8:02 PM GMTNot a smoker myself, but I do enjoy the odd Hamlet Cigar on special occasions.
Have you ever tried a cigarette before Jack?
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Quote: scratchyr @ January 12 2010, 9:02 PM GMTCheers for the tip. Will it help the other problem too?
I was not aware that onanism resulted in jaundiced fingers. Using those poncy-looking filters may improve your sex life. Quitting smoking is also an option.
I stopped smoking about 5 years ago but still occasionally hanker after a Soft Pack Camel and or an un-tipped Gauloises... Bliss... the snug in a quiet pub, a good book, a pint of Guinness and a cigarette...
Quote: Kenneth @ January 12 2010, 9:08 PM GMTI was not aware that onanism resulted in jaundiced fingers. Using those poncy-looking filters may improve your sex life. Quitting smoking is also an option.
Now I have to look up onanism.
That's the best word ever. Nice one Kenneth. Maybe I'm doing it wrong, or everyone else is.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ January 12 2010, 7:28 PM GMTCigars - wankers
Are you working class and poor?
Quote: Danny @ January 12 2010, 9:08 PM GMTHave you ever tried a cigarette before Jack?
Yes I have and I don't like them. I inhail and it makes me cough, so I like a cigar very occasionally where it's acceptable not to inhail. I'm not so keen on smoking to be honest.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ January 12 2010, 7:28 PM GMTI think the brand you choose says a lot about where you live and your social grouping.
Marlboro Lights - London, trendy, media types
Embassy - Lorry drivers and single mums from Rotherham
Mayfair - Unemployed
Silk Cut / Richmond / Super Kings - elderly women who play bingo
Rollies - students and old men
Benson and Hedges - chavs, football thugs, Essex boys
Consolate - 13 year old girls
Cigars - wankers
Gauloises - pretencious, beret wearing, miserable wankers
Camel - young dudes with crappy hair cuts and t-shirts with slogans on them
Rothmans - ex-Royal Marine mercenaries
Though there will always be exceptions to the rule, these are the generalisations I have observed as a smoker.
Marlboro reds?
Quote: Jack Massey @ January 12 2010, 10:51 PM GMTYes I have and I don't like them. I inhail and it makes me cough, so I like a cigar very occasionally where it's acceptable not to inhail. I'm not so keen on smoking to be honest.
So why have a cigar? Effect?
My father was a tobacconist for nigh on fifty years. I grew up in a smoking environment.
I smoked nearly everything legal. Passing Clouds, Camel, Sobranie Black Russian, Sobranie Cocktail (the ones with the different coloured papers), the ones with a match head on them that you 'struck' on the side of the packet,Laika named after the Russian dog in Space, Park Drive, Woodbines, B&H, Craven A,Players No 10, Capstan Full Strength etc.
I was up to 60 a day (and yes, it's quite easy when it's the last thing you do at night and the first in the morning) then I developed a cough that, every morning, felt like someone was tightening a Jubilee Clip around my head. I thought that enough was enough.
I had acupuncture which was fashionable at the time but I've never had a drag on anything since that day.
I tell myself that if I give in once, I will be back on 60 a day (£15ish? x 365 = £5470+) 
Despite what smokers say, and however much they protest it and if they were honest with themselves, I believe that if I said to any of them that with a click of my fingers they would stop, they would take it.
I would with booze!
Although, drinking is more of a social thing. When did anyone ever say 'I'll see you later for a cigarette.'?
And, in passing, the smoking ban is wonderful! I no longer stink when I come out of the pub.
Smokers, you really do smell !
Quote: Jack Massey @ January 12 2010, 10:51 PM GMTYes I have and I don't like them. I inhail and it makes me cough, so I like a cigar very occasionally where it's acceptable not to inhail. I'm not so keen on smoking to be honest.
Fair enough.
What does snuff say about one?
Especially Wilson's of Sharrow SP1.
Inhale*
Quote: sootyj @ January 12 2010, 11:02 PM GMTMarlboro reds?
Yeah, you really should have included your own brand RC. How about:
Marlboro Reds - cowboys.
'Cowboys, don't trust Cowboys, with a screw too short and a nail too long. Don't trust Cowboys!'
*cough*
I smoke Marlboro lights and reds, it's ok because it's an occasional ciggy 
Oh and Marlboro super lights or whatever they're called. Best avoided it's like smoking air.