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UFC is defintily fixed WWE I'm not so sure.

How much time off do Christmas elve's get a year?

One day like Bloxing Days.

When does the sun shine?

Quote: Chappers @ May 18 2009, 3:39 PM BST

One day like Bloxing Days.

When does the sun shine?

Never. See location for reasoning.

Why are butterflies late developers?

Because their parents were crack heads.

Did you the stylish kids?

Not half

And the return of my fave thread.

Are you being served?

After libellous comments on my blog, yes.

What mood am I in?

Quote: SlagA @ January 12 2010, 6:17 PM GMT

After libellous comments on my blog, yes.

What mood am I in?

Warm with a chance of precipitation later.

Why are penguins white AND black?

Because I took my baby on a saturday bang...but if you're thinking about my baby it don't matter if you're black or white.

How do pub lockins work? (And do Lesbian pubs have lickins?)

Pub lockins don't work, unless I'm on the wrong side of the glass.

If a tree makes no sound when it falls in a forest with no one to hear it, what sound did the Big Bang make? If any?

None as there wasn't the airpressure to disturb. Or laughter as it's quite funny.

From me to you, then what?

Down to the clap clinic for a course of antibiotics.

What would happen if all the chinese jumped into the air at the same instant?

It would be messy noodle day.

Who's calling me now?

Quote: EllieJP @ January 14 2010, 10:56 AM GMT

Who's calling me now?

No one... since you added a beard to your avatar.

Who's been eating my porridge?

So here's an old thread I started ages ago.

Basically you ask a question and the next person answers it and asks a question.

Then someone else asks another question someone else answers it and carries on.

Rinse and repeat.

How do you do what you do to me?

I don't know but I reckon David Smith could start a thread about it!

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