I was watching Paul Merton in Europe last night and there was a short piece about about his stay at the Alcatraz Hotel http://www.alcatraz-hotel.com/index.php?lang=en A former East German Prison turned hotel.
The austere receptionist showed Paul his cell/room
Receptionist: Only toilet and sink in here, I take you to the showers.
Paul: (To Camera) Ominous.
I laughed for about 10 minutes...
kjs