Finding an odd sock after you put the laundry on.
Finding half a hair in your lasagnae.
The police calling just when you've cellophaned the walls and put on your apron.
Smelly person sits next you on the bus and talks to you.
Don't you just hate.
Quote: sootyj @ January 11 2010, 2:31 PM GMTFinding half a hair in your lasagnae.
I've never noticed half a hair before, unless you mean split length ways?
Anal retentive smart arse answers.
Sandwiches.
Homosexual sandwiches.
Quote: sootyj @ January 11 2010, 2:46 PM GMTAnal retentive smart arse answers.
Sandwiches.
Homosexual sandwiches.
Quote: sootyj @ January 11 2010, 2:46 PM GMTAnal retentive smart arse answers.
Sandwiches.
Homosexual sandwiches.
No, I love them.
When hairdressers talk to you. Especially if it's about how they planted half a hair in a lasagne.
When dentists talk to you. Especially when they tell you off.
Leevil.
Strangers who say "cheer up it might never happen."
Men who wear white socks with black trousers.
People that say 'How you diddling'
People who point to the snow and use this as evidence that global warming is a big made-up Leftie myth.
Quote: chipolata @ January 11 2010, 2:58 PM GMTWhen hairdressers talk to you. Especially if it's about how they planted half a hair in a lasagne.
Hairdressers that talk to you then don't like/understand your jokes.
Having my hair cut once and the lady says that she needs a haircut. You're in the right place, I tell her.
Yes, she says, We do our own.
Oh, quips I, a bit like the maffia.
*tumbleweeds*
People who use snow as an excuse for everything including flushing the toilet.
People who make up miserablist list which they think are funny but just show how boring and empty their lives are.
Processed cheddar.
People who think self referential humour is ironic and funny, especially when refering to to self referential humour.
Quote: sootyj @ January 11 2010, 2:46 PM GMTHomosexual sandwiches.
Do they have limp celery in them?
Quote: sootyj @ January 11 2010, 3:18 PM GMTPeople who make up miserablist list which they think are funny but just show how boring and empty their lives are.
I like my empty boring life.
No I don't...I love! Nothing but that Sweet sweet harmonyyyy!
Quote: Gavin @ January 11 2010, 3:30 PM GMTI like my empty boring life.
My life's more empty and boring than yours. Ha!
Quote: sootyj @ January 11 2010, 3:33 PM GMTMy life's more empty and boring than yours. Ha!
Sounds to me that you want a 'Crap life off!!!'