No class sketch.

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And now from the first ever priminsterial debate what is the difference between the 3 parties?
CAMERON: I look down on Brown because I am an Etonian and I can smile.
BROWN: I look up to Cameron because he went to Eton; but I look down on Clegg because he is a midget in a tiny party.
CLEGG: I know my place. I look up to them both. But I don't look up to Brown as much as I look up to Cameron, because he has got innate breeding and two eyes.
CAMERON I have got innate breeding, but I have not got any policies. So sometimes I look up to him Brown and pinch his.
BROWN: I still look up to him Cameron because although I have policies people think, I am an idiot. But I am not as pointless as Clegg so I still look down on him the short arse
CLEGG: I know my place. I look up to them both; but while I have no votes, I am honest, industrious and proEuropean. Had I the inclination, I could look down on them. But I don't.
BROWN: We all know our place, but what do we get out of it?
CAMERON: No second term for you Bagpuss.
BROWN: And you get the mess I left the economy in.
CAMERON: I get a feeling of superiority over them...and everyone else
BROWN: I get a feeling of inferiority from Cameron but a feeling of superiority over him Clegg
CLEGG: I get to choose which one of them gets to be prime minister. I am a pain in the neck.

'Nuff said.

Thanks! And for making realise I need to a leedle beet more editing.

Nice. Lovely parody. It just needs tightening up a bit and I think you're on to a winner. If Newsrevue or Treason Show don't want it then they need shooting for crimes against classic comedy parodies.

Great stuff. Shame it really needs the visual thing to work otherwise it could be Newsjack material, but stage shows should love it.

Quote: sootyj @ January 10 2010, 3:16 PM GMT

VO
And now from the first ever priminsterial debate what is the difference between the 3 parties?
CAMERON: I look down on Brown because I am an Etonian and I can smile.
BROWN: I look up to Cameron because he went to Eton; but I look down on Clegg because he is a midget in a tiny party.
CLEGG: I know my place. I look up to them both. But I don't look up to Brown as much as I look up to Cameron, because he has got innate breeding and two eyes.
CAMERON I have got innate breeding, but I have not got any policies. So sometimes I look up to him Brown and pinch his.
BROWN: I still look up to him Cameron because although I have policies people think, I am an idiot. But I am not as pointless as Clegg so I still look down on him the short arse
CLEGG: I know my place. I look up to them both; but while I have no votes, I am honest, industrious and proEuropean. Had I the inclination, I could look down on them. But I don't.
BROWN: We all know our place, but what do we get out of it?

CAMERON: I get a feeling of superiority over them...and everyone else
BROWN: I get a feeling of inferiority from Cameron but a feeling of superiority over Clegg
CLEGG: I get to choose which one of them gets to be prime minister. I am a pain in their necks.

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I think there were only 2 lines that I added over the original, I reckon it's smoother with out them.

Quote: Badge @ January 10 2010, 10:12 PM GMT

Great stuff. Shame it really needs the visual thing to work otherwise it could be Newsjack material, but stage shows should love it.

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You reckon? Shit that's what I was aiming for.

Oh well I'll have to send that stupid falconery and elephant one instead.

Like it, soots! Well executed but, as said, wouldn't work on radio.

Quote: Badge @ January 10 2010, 10:12 PM GMT

Great stuff. Shame it really needs the visual thing to work otherwise it could be Newsjack material, but stage shows should love it.

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Stage shows didn't love my version...

https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/15257

Dan

This is good stuff Sootyj.

Thumbs up from me Soots, a little bit of tightening up maybe but good stuff.

Only problem is only two male actors at NR and TS - am I right?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1257370/RICHARD-LITTLEJOHN-I-look-.html

Thieving Littlecock

Quote: sootyj @ March 12 2010, 11:12 AM GMT

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1257370/RICHARD-LITTLEJOHN-I-look-.html

Thieving Littlecock

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It did seem pretty similar to start off with.
I'd say great minds think alike... But Littlejohn? I doubt you'd take the complement.

I hope you're not reticent to send it off lest they think you got the idea off that f**kface. I think NR/TS will love this.

Bigfella raises a good point though. If they really wanted to go ahead with a three man idea wouldn't they just man up the tallest woman? It's something I've wondered in the past but I've not seen a show.