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Ideally, the people on Jeremy Kyle wouldn't even breathe, let alone breed... Happy new year, everyone!

Quote: chipolata @ January 8 2010, 7:08 PM GMT

Ideally, the people on Jeremy Kyle wouldn't even breathe, let alone breed... Happy new year, everyone!

I endorse this.

Quote: chipolata @ January 8 2010, 7:08 PM GMT

Ideally, the people on Jeremy Kyle wouldn't even breathe, let alone breed... Happy new year, everyone!

Be handy if we could use them in the war machine...just that pesky human rights thing to get around. But. I'll find a loop hole.

Quote: Paul W @ January 8 2010, 5:38 PM GMT

15 is a little young, but you'd be surprised how many are getting it on around that age now.

Because of "sex education". Do it at that age and it's considered acceptable. Teach them at 8 and they'll try it then.

That's bollards, Dave!

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ January 8 2010, 5:09 PM GMT

Seriously why is she a slapper?

If she's a slapper, what does that make Ashley Cole?

Would you say someone like Nigella Lawson was a slapper? :D

It's the age thing. How old was Nigella then?

And Ashley Cole is a twat.

Quote: zooo @ January 8 2010, 11:05 PM GMT

That's bollards, Dave!

Why have we got such a high teen pregnancy rate?

Quote: Chappers @ January 8 2010, 11:07 PM GMT

Why have we got such a high teen pregnancy rate?

Because you put your rubbers on your pencils instead of your cocks.

Quote: Chappers @ January 8 2010, 11:07 PM GMT

And Ashley Cole is a twat.

Is you sayin' dat 'cos he ith black - or he ith a Man U playa?

Quote: Morrace @ January 8 2010, 11:11 PM GMT

Is you sayin' dat 'cos he ith black - or he ith a Man U playa?

No - he plays for Chelsea who I hope and pray win the league!

Quote: Chappers @ January 8 2010, 11:07 PM GMT

Why have we got such a high teen pregnancy rate?

Most of the kids who get pregnant aren't the type to even attend school to be in the sex education class!

If anything that class would stop the odd pregnancy, not encourage it.

Not wanting to be... reactionary(?), but are there many teen pregnancies in the upper or middle classes? I don't think there are many. It's poor, uneducated kids that seem to get into that kind of situation.
(I am of course generalising and have done no scientific studies into the subject! But it certainly feels true.)
;)

Has the "It's cool to have a bunch of babies by different women" frame of mind made its way across the Atlantic?

Quote: Chappers @ January 8 2010, 11:18 PM GMT

No - he plays for Chelsea who I hope and pray win the league!

Not very nice to call your player a 'twat' then, Chappers!

Quote: DaButt @ January 8 2010, 11:24 PM GMT

Has the "It's cool to have a bunch of babies by different women" frame of mind made its way across the Atlantic?

Not wishing to be rascist..........

Nigella is pushing 50, and looks fantastic.

Cheryl Cole is pretty, but wears more make up than Nigella.

Ashley Cole is a twat.

Quote: Morrace @ January 8 2010, 11:26 PM GMT

Not very nice to call your player a 'twat' then, Chappers!

I don't have to like someone just because he plays for "my" team.

Quote: AngieBaby @ January 8 2010, 11:31 PM GMT

Nigella is pushing 50, and looks fantastic.

She's gorgeous - but the question is how old when she lost her virginity.

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