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Quote: john lucas 101 @ January 8 2010, 10:01 AM GMT

I can put some ice your way. Courtesy of my persona.

Let it go, Lucas! Let it go!

Quote: chipolata @ January 8 2010, 10:02 AM GMT

Let it go, Lucas! Let it go!

Well you bloody started it.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ January 8 2010, 10:04 AM GMT

Well you bloody started it.

Console

Quote: chipolata @ January 8 2010, 10:00 AM GMT

Frost collector. :P

Don't lie... we all know you're a Voyeur.

Quote: chipolata @ January 8 2010, 10:07 AM GMT

Console

He's supposed to be consoling you but he's doing nothing on my screen. So have these gay bastards instead! Hug

Quote: EllieJP @ January 8 2010, 10:08 AM GMT

Don't lie... we all know you're a Voyeur.

Cool

Quote: EllieJP @ January 8 2010, 10:08 AM GMT

Don't lie... we all know you're a Voyeur.

Is there good money in that?

Is it me or does it not feel as cold as everyone is making out?

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ January 8 2010, 10:15 AM GMT

Is it me or does it not feel as cold as everyone is making out?

You're menopausal. I imagine your life as one long hot flush. ;)

You must be wrapped up warm in a well heated home Dolly.

I couldn't feel my ears after cycling in this morning.

Quote: EllieJP @ January 8 2010, 10:17 AM GMT

You must be wrapped up warm in a well heated home Dolly.

I couldn't feel my ears after cycling in this morning.

I came back from my morning walk boiling hot. The coat I wore isn't a proper winter one - but I think it's my furry Russian hat that keeps me so warm. It's a bugger on a bike though because you can't cover your ears and wear a helmet, or hope to hear other traffic.

Quote: chipolata @ January 8 2010, 10:16 AM GMT

You're menopausal. I imagine your life as one long hot flush. ;)

:) I've been like it all my life - just don't feel the cold like other people.

It's currently 27F/-3C here with 30 MPH winds making it feel like 15F/-10C. It's the coldest day of the year so far, but not for long: tonight it's supposed to drop to 21F/-6.

No precipitation in the forecast. :)

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ January 8 2010, 10:25 AM GMT

I came back from my morning walk boiling hot. The coat I wore isn't a proper winter one - but I think it's my furry Russian hat that keeps me so warm. It's a bugger on a bike though because you can't cover your ears and wear a helmet, or hope to hear other traffic.

I do wear a small hat to cover my ears now. It's too cold other wise.

Oh and now I've lost 2.5 stone, I feel the cold. The ONLY good thing about being fat is the self heating.

If I see one more news story about poxy twats who live in villages 'suffering' under these winter conditions, I'm gonna puke.

These people deliberately chose to separate themselves from the rest of society and now they're paying the price for their self imposed isolation, so really, they can go f**k themselves.

Oh and these idiots who go swimming in frozen ponds and rivers can all go hang themselves as well, preferably using their embarrassing Speedos. Freaks.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ January 8 2010, 6:16 PM GMT

If I see one more news story about poxy twats who live in villages 'suffering' under these winter conditions, I'm gonna puke.

These people deliberately chose to separate themselves from the rest of society and now they're paying the price for their self imposed isolation, so really, they can go f**k themselves.

Oh and these idiots who go swimming in frozen ponds and rivers can all go hang themselves as well, preferably using their embarrassing Speedos. Freaks.

It's not that bad out here in the sticks I can still get around quite easily.

But then I'm awesome, not everyone is as blessed as I.

Quote: Gavin @ January 8 2010, 6:21 PM GMT

It's not that bad out here in the sticks I can still get around quite easily.

But then I'm awesome, not everyone is as blessed as I.

You are awesome Gavin, so I expect no complaining from you. Here in the Big Smoke, they've been showing a reporter from London Tonight stuck in her village.

The commentary she gives over the footage makes it sound like she's living in a post apocalyptic horror movie. 'Just up the road, 93 year old Ethel Racist slipped on the ice and twisted her ankle and the village shop is nearly out of bread. But at least there's no black people to spoil the views from my expensive cottage.'

And my local Sainsburys was packed this afternoon, idiots panic buying all the milk and bread because of a bit of snow. People need some slapping, they really do.

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