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Chip's just taken a bullet at work. A woman was bollocked earlier in the week for knackering up the photocopier. She did it again and Chip said he did it. Hopefully this will earn him at least a hand job. 
Quote: chipolata @ January 7 2010, 4:21 PM GMTChip's just taken a bullet at work. A woman was bollocked earlier in the week for knackering up the photocopier. She did it again and Chip said he did it. Hopefully this will earn him at least a hand job.
Did she not thumb through the paper properly before sticking a wedge of it into the copier perchance?
Quote: chipolata @ January 7 2010, 4:21 PM GMTChip's just taken a bullet at work. A woman was bollocked earlier in the week for knackering up the photocopier. She did it again and Chip said he did it. Hopefully this will earn him at least a hand job.
Awww you are nice... and for the right reasons...
Quote: chipolata @ January 7 2010, 4:21 PM GMTChip's just taken a bullet at work. A woman was bollocked earlier in the week for knackering up the photocopier. She did it again and Chip said he did it. Hopefully this will earn him at least a hand job.
Why men do most things surely?
*high five*
Quote: Leevil @ January 7 2010, 11:12 PM GMT*high five*
Sloppy seconds.
Quote: chipolata @ January 7 2010, 4:21 PM GMTChip's just taken a bullet at work. A woman was bollocked earlier in the week for knackering up the photocopier. She did it again and Chip said he did it. Hopefully this will earn him at least a hand job.
All well and good till it turns out she broke it photocopying her fanny...
Sootyj's co-manager has just left England for ever.
So she will be getting the blame for missing keys, poor filing and a tupperware container of human excrement somewhere it shouldn't be.
Quote: DaButt @ January 7 2010, 11:41 PM GMTSloppy seconds.
At least you're honest.
Quote: Leevil @ January 7 2010, 11:12 PM GMT*high five*
*wipes hand on trousers*
Quote: Leevil @ January 7 2010, 11:48 PM GMTAt least you're honest.
Ellie is having a bad hair day.
Quote: EllieJP @ January 8 2010, 9:52 AM GMTEllie is having a bad hair day.
Shave it off. There's something sexy about a bald woman.
Not with my moon face there's not.
Quote: EllieJP @ January 8 2010, 10:07 AM GMTNot with my moon face there's not.
Good point, Moon Chops! 
My nickname is actually Moonface.
And my "friends" sing it to the moonpig advert.
I am so bullied.