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Quote: Dolly Dagger @ January 7 2010, 2:17 PM GMT

Meanwhile I quite fancy having a cigarette, but I've given up.

Well done for giving up. How long had you been 'at it'? You know, the old smoking and that?

Quote: chipolata @ January 7 2010, 2:20 PM GMT

She's an Emo! She's got enough problems with depression without having to think about your book!

Yeah, but given the example Marc has given, technically it's her job to think about his book.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ January 7 2010, 2:21 PM GMT

Well done for giving up. How long had you been 'at it'? You know, the old smoking and that?

From the age of 13 for 13 years, then gave up for 13 years and then re-started last summer. There seems to be a 13 year cycle involved.

Some days I might not smoke, or just have three in a row, or 20 in one evening.

Quote: chipolata @ January 7 2010, 2:20 PM GMT

She's an Emo! She's got enough problems with depression without having to think about your book!

Yeah - and I think you'll find that the politically correct expression nowadays is Inuit Chip!

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ January 7 2010, 2:24 PM GMT

three in a row, or 20 in one evening.

I'm the same with masturbation.

Ah, it is Stade Francais (whoever they are).

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Very pretty.

Quote: Marc P @ January 7 2010, 2:26 PM GMT

Yeah - and I think you'll find that the politically correct expression nowadays is Inuit Chip!

It would be great if Asda did start employing Eskimoes to work on the checkouts.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ January 7 2010, 2:24 PM GMT

From the age of 13 for 13 years, then gave up for 13 years and then re-started last summer. There seems to be a 13 year cycle involved.

Some days I might not smoke, or just have three in a row, or 20 in one evening.

What's prompted this particular abstinence? New year stuff?

Quote: zooo @ January 7 2010, 2:27 PM GMT

Ah, it is Stade Francais (whoever they are).

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Very pretty.

Very pretty indeed.

MEN! Rugby men!

Quote: zooo @ January 7 2010, 2:27 PM GMT

Ah, it is Stade Francais (whoever they are).

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Very pretty.

By pretty you mean gay?

Quote: chipolata @ January 7 2010, 2:26 PM GMT

I'm the same with masturbation.

'Basshunter' on Celeb BB has asmitted to doing it 25 times a day when he was younger. I'm surprised it ain't fell orf.

Ha, eww!
Big thick necks and weird cauliflower ears.

Quote: zooo @ January 7 2010, 2:27 PM GMT

Ah, it is Stade Francais (whoever they are).

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Very pretty.

One for the Viz 'Up The Arse' feature, I think.

Quote: chipolata @ January 7 2010, 2:31 PM GMT

By pretty you mean gay?

A colour cannot be gay. :) It doesn't have naughty bits or a heart.

Quote: zooo @ January 7 2010, 2:31 PM GMT

Ha, eww!
Big thick necks and weird cauliflower ears.

Not ALL have cauliflower ears. I don't have cauliflowers ears.

Depends what position you play - and I don't go for the front/second row kinda guy.

More an Outside/Inside Centre or Flanker... phwoar!

Quote: EllieJP @ January 7 2010, 2:34 PM GMT

More an Outside/Inside Centre or Flanker... phwoar!

Yeah, right! Phwoar! Give him one up the, er, flank...erm, what?

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