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Quote: chipolata @ January 7 2010, 1:55 PM GMT

I thought about it once she'd stood up, thinking that a second fall would be doubly amusing.

Was she embarrassed?

Quote: chipolata @ January 7 2010, 1:55 PM GMT

I thought about it once she'd stood up, thinking that a second fall would be doubly amusing.

You've got me winking again, Marc.

Save it for the receptionist or the check out girls you check out at ASDA!

Currently proof reading my script for the umpteenth time.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ January 7 2010, 2:00 PM GMT

Was she embarrassed?

No. She drove to work drunk once, so she's not big on shame.

Quote: Marc P @ January 7 2010, 2:02 PM GMT

Save it for the receptionist or the check out girls you check out at ASDA!

There was a very nice Emoish checkout girl at ASDA. She was doing something to some loo rolls.

Quote: chipolata @ January 7 2010, 2:07 PM GMT

There was a very nice Emoish checkout girl at ASDA. She was doing something to some loo rolls.

What? Stacking them? Shoving them up her jumper? Come on, man, specify!

Quote: john lucas 101 @ January 7 2010, 2:09 PM GMT

What? Stacking them? Shoving them up her jumper? Come on, man, specify!

As she was an Emo, I doubt she was doing the old binoculars joke with them...

Quote: john lucas 101 @ January 7 2010, 2:09 PM GMT

What? Stacking them? Shoving them up her jumper? Come on, man, specify!

She was sellotaping them up, I think. I'm not sure. It was weird what she was doing because I can't imagine they'd be able to sell them after she'd been at them with sticky tape. Looking back, I regret not staying longer to watch.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ January 7 2010, 2:10 PM GMT

As she was an Emo, I doubt she was doing the old binoculars joke with them...

Yeah, right, more likely she was bloody, erm, smoking them...or piercing them. Or something.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ January 7 2010, 2:13 PM GMT

Or something.

Not or something. This...

Quote: chipolata @ January 7 2010, 2:13 PM GMT

She was sellotaping them up, I think. I'm not sure. It was weird what she was doing because I can't imagine they'd be able to sell them after she'd been at them with sticky tape. Looking back, I regret not staying longer to watch.

Quote: chipolata @ January 7 2010, 2:13 PM GMT

She was sellotaping them up, I think. I'm not sure. It was weird what she was doing because I can't imagine they'd be able to sell them after she'd been at them with sticky tape. Looking back, I regret not staying longer to watch.

Thank you. She was doing something with sticky tape. That's all I needed to know.

Is there really a rugby team that plays in bright pink? Pink socks and everything. I just saw them on an advert.

That is very fun indeed.

Phew, I'm pleased I know about the sticky tape and loo roll.

Meanwhile I quite fancy having a cigarette, but I've given up.

Quote: chipolata @ January 7 2010, 2:07 PM GMT

There was a very nice Emoish checkout girl at ASDA. She was doing something to some loo rolls.

If you wanted to get chatting with her ask her where you can buy this

http://www.asda-entertainment.co.uk/books/blood-work/7101158.html

And then slip it in.

Quote: zooo @ January 7 2010, 2:16 PM GMT

Is there really a rugby team that plays in bright pink? Pink socks and everything. I just saw them on an advert.

That is very fun indeed.

I want a pink rugby strip.

Quote: Marc P @ January 7 2010, 2:18 PM GMT

If you wanted to get chatting with her ask her where you can buy this

http://www.asda-entertainment.co.uk/books/blood-work/7101158.html

She's an Emo! She's got enough problems with depression without having to think about your book!

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