Quote: sootyj @ January 7 2010, 9:13 AM GMTDidja bring an apple for the boss as well?
No, but I switched his heater on. 
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Quote: EllieJP @ January 7 2010, 9:48 AM GMTNo, but I switched his heater on.
You can switch my heater on anytime!
Fnarr fnarr! *falls off chair*.
Quote: john lucas 101 @ January 7 2010, 9:52 AM GMTYou can switch my heater on anytime!
Fnarr fnarr! *falls off chair*.
Hehehee
My child's school is closed today, so I can't get much done except make some fairy cakes and go sledging.
Just arrived in. Only to find that a woman has brought her 12 year old daughter in because her school is closed. It's cramping my style. 
Would you prefer she just left the daughter...
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ January 7 2010, 10:22 AM GMTMy child's country is closed today, so I can't get much done except make some fairy cakes and go sledging.
Gordon Brown Twitter update.
Quote: sootyj @ January 7 2010, 10:38 AM GMTWould you prefer she just left the daughter...
No, she's got braces. Which makes oral sex potentiaslly painful.
Quote: chipolata @ January 7 2010, 10:36 AM GMTJust arrived in. Only to find that a woman has brought her 12 year old daughter in because her school is closed. It's cramping my style.
I don't think anyone (bar directors) would be allowed to bring their kids in.
I hope you're going home, Ellie.
Are you still the only one in?
Quote: EllieJP @ January 7 2010, 12:20 PM GMTI don't think anyone (bar directors) would be allowed to bring their kids in.
Apparently she's very quiet and shy because I'm in the office. I'm assure that normally she's more talkative.
Quote: zooo @ January 7 2010, 12:21 PM GMTI hope you're going home, Ellie.
Are you still the only one in?
Ah no, everyone turned up about 10.20am! So full house today now.
Going to the gym at 5pm.
Chip's just been to Asda with the recptionist. She fell over on the slippy icy road. Chip said, "Careful, these icy roads are slippy."
Quote: chipolata @ January 7 2010, 1:46 PM GMTChip's just been to Asda with the recptionist. She fell over on the slippy icy road. Chip said, "Careful, these icy roads are slippy."
Did you push her?
I'm under orders not to attempt to walk anywhere. I fall over on perfectly dry sunny days.
Quote: chipolata @ January 7 2010, 1:46 PM GMTChip's just been to Asda with the recptionist. She fell over on the slippy icy road. Chip said, "Careful, these icy roads are slippy."
Did it get a good reception?
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ January 7 2010, 1:52 PM GMTDid you push her?
I thought about it once she'd stood up, thinking that a second fall would be doubly amusing.
Quote: Marc P @ January 7 2010, 1:53 PM GMTDid it get a good reception?
You've got me wincing again, Marc.