Aparently the Sun has 1000s of news headlines on ice ready for when events actually happen.
So why shouldn't we at BCG compete. I suggest we fill a thread with hilarioius headlines for improbable stories. Then sell them to the wankers at the Scum when our proverbial number comes up.
Pope revealed to be gay and fires bishop who blew the whistle becomes.
Queen says we will defrock you.
Pope hangs himself after above story is revealed?
Pope on a rope.
Gypsies steal hippos from London Zoo meant for Japan and escape the police is obviously.
Gypos give met the slippo with nippo's hippo.
