Quote: Kevin Murphy @ January 5 2010, 1:48 PM GMTThe Day Today - "Peter! You've lost the news!"
Used that quite a lot in the office when I was a reporter.
Newsround Press Packer? 
Favourite sitcom phrase Page 2
'You Sir, are a giant crab!' (From one of Coogan's 'Dr Terrible's)
In an episode of Dad's Army, Pike is stuck in a warfield and Mrs Pike has a go at Captain Mainwaring for not taking enough care of Pike, Mainwaring replies 'I'm waging war Mrs Pike, not running a clinic'
In an episode of One Foot in the Grave, Mrs Warboys tries to give a courset to Victor (she is trying to dump her junk on him basically), so Victor picks up the cordless phone:
Victor: Hello Victor Meldrew's surgical support recycling centre here. Just to let you know we accept all sorts of unwanted medical appliance, cast off corsets, elasticated stockings, false arms. If there's no one in, just stick them through the letterbox, we can't get enough of them.
Little does Victor know, the editor of the local parish newsletter is on the other end of the phone, so corsets and false legs find there way through his letterbox.
Vodka margarine. Every Christmas I like to offer it (vodka margarine that is).
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ January 5 2010, 1:57 PM GMTVodka margarine. Every Christmas I like to offer it (vodka margarine that is).
And a couple of other favourites from that great series -
'That's his wife? I thought it was Ted Rogers in a dress!'
'It's in the dictionary Eddie, the dictionary. Jesus wrote it, so it must be true.'
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ January 5 2010, 2:41 PM GMTAnd a couple of other favourites from that great series -
'That's his wife? I thought it was Ted Rogers in a dress!'
'It's in the dictionary Eddie, the dictionary. Jesus wrote it, so it must be true.'
Probably misquoted but
"I am Death."
"I said WHO ARE YOU?"
'As happy as a sand boy!' Del Boy. Iv used that many times.
'I'm hot... like Paul Pott...Squeeze me.' Jeremy from Peep Show. Never fails to make me smile. 
Quote: Matmerismo @ January 5 2010, 3:08 PM GMTPaul Pott
Several from Spaced:
"Don't cheapen this"
"You've got some paint on you"
"You can't hang the carrot of possible reconciliation in front of my face while you're riding some other donkey"
I know there's loads from Black Books that I can't put my finger on right now....
Alan Partridge:
About chickens in big sheds "They're scared! They don't know why they're so big!"
IT Crowd
On smoking outside: "I don't like it out there it's so....Soviet"
EDIT: Oooo! And "These cows are small, the cows out there are far away" - Father Ted
Vodka margarine.
That always makes me smile.
Quote: sglen @ January 5 2010, 4:10 PM GMTSeveral from Spaced:
'Get off me you bummer!'
I am going to sound like a bit of a goon here but what is vodka margerine from?
From the Simpsons - Homer being abducted by aliens -
'No, stop, I have a wife and kids...take them!'
Quote: Ronnie Anderson @ January 5 2010, 4:15 PM GMTI am going to sound like a bit of a goon here but what is vodka margerine from?
Yeah I don't know that one either
"I've made a huge mistake" (Arrested Development)