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Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ January 4 2010, 10:15 PM GMT

I was going to complain about the blood, but red blood, red tights - it'll all work out! Cool

LOL! Evil Robyn :D :D

I shall spend my 19,500th post on one of Dolly's favourite words - c**t!

:$ *hides*

Also - please don't make that "on Dolly's c**t". >_< :$

:O:O

Ace.

Quote: Scottidog @ January 4 2010, 8:49 PM GMT

I've stopped smoking today. All for the sake of healthy lungs and clear arteries and for longer lasting erections into my old age.

But, is that worth it, really?

I feel like I want to die. I have a pathetic plaster on my arm and have enough of these nicotine patchs to help the injured from a small war.

Oh, and I hate my cat.

:)

I also hate your cat.

I hate your mum!

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ January 4 2010, 10:25 PM GMT

I shal spend my 19,500th post on one of Dolly's favourite words - c**t!

:D Brillopads. (Aside from the typo.)

BillWill's fridge freezer is making the most amazing rattling noises.
:O
It's been dying for about a year now and sounds as if the compressor bearings have finally busted.
:S

Has ordered a new Fridge Freezer, but wonders whether this old one will survive until the new one arrives on Wednesday; or whether an emergency cooking&eating session is called for to get the value from the frozen food.

Teary Huh?

Just put it out in the garden. Probably colder out there.

Quote: Aaron @ January 5 2010, 2:15 AM GMT

Just put it out in the garden. Probably colder out there.

Good point..

But the foxes will eat it or bury it.

:D :D :D :D

I'm off to bed, Gnite.

Quote: billwill @ January 5 2010, 2:17 AM GMT

But the foxes will eat it or bury it.

I wish we had foxes. We actually do and I saw one a few weeks ago, but it's probably only the third one I've seen in my lifetime. If I were to leave food outside it'd be snatched by raccoons and coyotes. Come to think of it, the coyotes may be the reason for the scarcity of foxes. Teary

Poor foxies!

I'd love to have some raccoons.

Quote: zooo @ January 5 2010, 2:29 AM GMT

I'd love to have some raccoons.

Take all you'd like. I can't stand them.

There are a few different types I think.

Are yours like this? Because oh my god. *dies of cuteness*

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Quote: zooo @ January 5 2010, 3:17 AM GMT

Are yours like this?

Yeah, but they're brazen little bastards who steal your pet's food, knock over the garbage cans, spread rabies and generally act like overgrown rats. They are cute from a distance, however.

Heh. They do look a bit scratchy.
They'd be better with cute little paws.

I want to cuddle them.

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