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I shall spend my 9000th post on one of my favourite words; c**t!

Quote: zooo @ January 4 2010, 6:17 PM GMT

(On the plus side, almost 9000 posts.)

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I would never have noticed if you'd not pointed it out.

Quote: chipolata @ January 4 2010, 6:42 PM GMT

I pretty much feed the neighbour's cat since she's a c**t who doesn't feed him properly.

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My cat is back now and purring away on my lap. He didn't like being left alone and likes people. Luckily my neighbours are cat-owners and looked after him well.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ January 4 2010, 7:03 PM GMT

one of my favourite words; c**t!

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<3

Quote: EllieJP @ January 4 2010, 4:54 PM GMT

but I've had lock jaw for so long and my boyfriend is getting annoyed.

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BJ-less?

Nice BillWill themed avatar btw Ells.

Robyn is fed up of being asked if people can borrow her old books.

I've stopped smoking today. All for the sake of healthy lungs and clear arteries and for longer lasting erections into my old age.

But, is that worth it, really?

I feel like I want to die. I have a pathetic plaster on my arm and have enough of these nicotine patchs to help the injured from a small war.

Oh, and I hate my cat.

But, I love you, Zoo?

Hmmmm.

It's a start.

for Scottidog!

Robyn's mum just told her that her red tights are "lush".

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ January 4 2010, 9:02 PM GMT

for Scottidog!

Robyn's mum just told her that her red tights are "lush".

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Red tights after Christmas?? Have we entered bizzaro world?

Haha! Bizarro world/Robyn world - same difference.

Quote: Scottidog @ January 4 2010, 8:49 PM GMT

I've stopped smoking today. All for the sake of longer lasting erections into my old age. But, is that worth it, really?

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Not if you're going to be sat in front of the PC cracking one off at age 80.

I find my erections last just the right amount of time, vini vidi ejaculari.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ January 4 2010, 9:02 PM GMT

Robyn's mum just told her that her red tights are "lush".

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Kill her now, before the severity increases.

I was going to complain about the blood, but red blood, red tights - it'll all work out!

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