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Quote: scratchyr @ January 4 2010, 3:40 PM GMT

Surely the bitch to bastard ratio must be pretty equal.

Yeh. We're better though so there are higher percentage off bastards. CHAMPION!

Ellie has had an awful day!

1) No heating
2) Electricity blew
3) Toilet blockages
4) Lock jaw.

Quote: DaButt @ January 4 2010, 3:38 AM GMT

Anything they want, my friend, anything they want.

Laughing out loud

Quote: chipolata @ January 4 2010, 8:59 AM GMT

Jumping jellybeans it's cold! Chip's nips are standing to attention!

It was -5 here at 8am. Now it's a positively tropical -2.

Quote: Gavin @ January 4 2010, 2:25 PM GMT

Whats next one gonna be about?

A ninja hamster, I reckon.

Quote: EllieJP @ January 4 2010, 4:48 PM GMT

Ellie has had an awful day!

1) No heating
2) Electricity blew
3) Toilet blockages
4) Lock jaw.

Console

Was that at Home? or at Work?

Quote: billwill @ January 4 2010, 4:52 PM GMT

Console

Was that at Home? or at Work?

At work, but I've had lock jaw for so long and my boyfriend is getting annoyed.

Found an NHS dentist though.

Quote: Marc P @ January 4 2010, 2:44 PM GMT

Its a crime novel

It's*

You'll drive your editor mad if you're delivering copy like that. ;)

Quote: Marc P @ January 4 2010, 2:47 PM GMT

The one I just finished I had about four months with a few prossies in it and an ex one or two. The next one I have about six months and have absolutely no idea what it will be about! :(

A crime-solving ninja hamster. His name is Cuthbert.

Quote: zooo @ January 4 2010, 3:33 PM GMT

Ooiii!

It's true, they are. In plural, when together. Conspiring with their evil friends.

Quote: EllieJP @ January 4 2010, 4:54 PM GMT

At work, but I've had lock jaw for so long and my boyfriend is getting annoyed.

Get him to smack you in the face. That should do it.

Hug for Ellie.

Quote: Aaron @ January 4 2010, 5:02 PM GMT

It
Get him to smack you in the face. That should do it.

Thanks. Helpful. Unimpressed

Ellie, it seems that you really are what you eat.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ January 4 2010, 3:44 PM GMT

Hug *Lets Laura into the 'Not a bitch' club*

Yay!

Quote: Aaron @ January 4 2010, 5:02 PM GMT

It's*

You'll drive your editor mad if you're delivering copy like that. ;)

It's true.

Quote: Aaron @ January 4 2010, 5:02 PM GMT

A crime-solving ninja hamster. His name is Cuthbert.

Works for me!

:( :D

Back in London and have discovered my cat has practically moved in with the neighbours who were looking after him.

Oh no!!

(On the plus side, almost 9000 posts.) :)

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ January 4 2010, 5:59 PM GMT

Back in London and have discovered my cat has practically moved in with the neighbours who were looking after him.

I pretty much feed the neighbour's cat since she's a c**t who doesn't feed him properly.

EJP, get well soon. Real lock jaw or just overuse? :O :)

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