Quote: scratchyr @ January 4 2010, 3:40 PM GMTSurely the bitch to bastard ratio must be pretty equal.
Yeh. We're better though so there are higher percentage off bastards. CHAMPION!
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Ellie has had an awful day!
1) No heating
2) Electricity blew
3) Toilet blockages
4) Lock jaw.
Quote: DaButt @ January 4 2010, 3:38 AM GMTAnything they want, my friend, anything they want.
Quote: chipolata @ January 4 2010, 8:59 AM GMTJumping jellybeans it's cold! Chip's nips are standing to attention!
It was -5 here at 8am. Now it's a positively tropical -2.
Quote: Gavin @ January 4 2010, 2:25 PM GMTWhats next one gonna be about?
A ninja hamster, I reckon.
Quote: EllieJP @ January 4 2010, 4:48 PM GMTEllie has had an awful day!
1) No heating
2) Electricity blew
3) Toilet blockages
4) Lock jaw.
Was that at Home? or at Work?
Quote: billwill @ January 4 2010, 4:52 PM GMT
Was that at Home? or at Work?
At work, but I've had lock jaw for so long and my boyfriend is getting annoyed.
Found an NHS dentist though.
Quote: Marc P @ January 4 2010, 2:44 PM GMTIts a crime novel
It's*
You'll drive your editor mad if you're delivering copy like that. 
Quote: Marc P @ January 4 2010, 2:47 PM GMTThe one I just finished I had about four months with a few prossies in it and an ex one or two. The next one I have about six months and have absolutely no idea what it will be about!
A crime-solving ninja hamster. His name is Cuthbert.
Quote: zooo @ January 4 2010, 3:33 PM GMTOoiii!
It's true, they are. In plural, when together. Conspiring with their evil friends.
Quote: EllieJP @ January 4 2010, 4:54 PM GMTAt work, but I've had lock jaw for so long and my boyfriend is getting annoyed.
Get him to smack you in the face. That should do it.
for Ellie.
Quote: Aaron @ January 4 2010, 5:02 PM GMTIt
Get him to smack you in the face. That should do it.
Thanks. Helpful. 
Ellie, it seems that you really are what you eat.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ January 4 2010, 3:44 PM GMT
Yay!
Quote: Aaron @ January 4 2010, 5:02 PM GMTIt's*
You'll drive your editor mad if you're delivering copy like that.
It's true.
Quote: Aaron @ January 4 2010, 5:02 PM GMTA crime-solving ninja hamster. His name is Cuthbert.
Works for me!
Back in London and have discovered my cat has practically moved in with the neighbours who were looking after him.
Oh no!!
(On the plus side, almost 9000 posts.) 
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ January 4 2010, 5:59 PM GMTBack in London and have discovered my cat has practically moved in with the neighbours who were looking after him.
I pretty much feed the neighbour's cat since she's a c**t who doesn't feed him properly.
EJP, get well soon. Real lock jaw or just overuse? 