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Quote: scratchyr @ January 4 2010, 12:54 PM GMT

Not that many nice ones left in Southend though, they're either too young or too awful.

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And your problem being?

Welcome to the wonderfully weird and lonely world of the celibate Slagg. It's not worth getting hung up over a brief and cheeky kiss. The fact you both decided not to swap numbers there and then really puts it in perspective. And in that context, the follow-on isn't surprising. So don't worry about it. Transfer your energy into writing and repressing feelings of anger and rage. At least when your body decides it's time to quit this place, you'll have a body of timeless work to look upon, rather than the ageing body of the woman you jacked it all in for.

Quote: Marc P @ January 4 2010, 3:00 PM GMT

Well he comes from Cork originally and acts like a New York cop!

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Send him to Russia.

Quote: SlagA @ January 4 2010, 3:01 PM GMT

And your problem being?

Welcome to the wonderfully weird and lonely world of the celibate Slagg. It's not worth getting hung up over a brief and cheeky kiss. The fact you both decided not to swap numbers there and then really puts it in perspective. And in that context, the follow-on isn't surprising. So don't worry about it. Transfer your energy into writing and repressing feelings of anger and rage. At least when your body decides it's time to quit this place, you'll have a body of timeless work to look upon, rather than the ageing body of the woman you jacked it all in for.

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Thanks for the advice Mr A. I think I liked the take it slowly angle as I normally go head first and then discover that we're incompatible. The writing is a good place to go, you're right, and then she'll be gutted when I make it to BBC Three

Quote: scratchyr @ January 4 2010, 3:07 PM GMT

I think I liked the take it slowly angle as I normally go head first...

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I've tried fast, slow, vaguely mysterious, enigmatic, aloof, fawning, and crudely lascivious. All with the same result:

Quote: scratchyr @ January 4 2010, 3:07 PM GMT

...and then I discover that we're incompatible.

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How long did it take to learn to type with one hand?

Quote: SlagA @ January 4 2010, 3:15 PM GMT

I've tried fast, slow, vaguely mysterious, enigmatic, aloof, fawning, and crudely lascivious. All with the same result:

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Not to worry Slag mate. Women are bitches. Better off without.

Quote: scratchyr @ January 4 2010, 3:16 PM GMT

How long did it take to learn to type with one hand?

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I'm working up to the hand, at the mo, it's one finger.

As to status: In limbo. Waiting, waiting. And Hotmail is doing an overhaul, which isn't helping. But have started writing in earnest again today. Working on a dream sequence that will start the latest project.

Quote: scratchyr @ January 4 2010, 3:16 PM GMT

How long did it take to learn to type with one hand?

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Abu Hamza al-Masri would be the guy to ask

Quote: Gavin @ January 4 2010, 3:24 PM GMT

Abu Hamza al-Masri would be the guy to ask

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Quote: Gavin @ January 4 2010, 3:23 PM GMT

Women are bitches. Better off without.

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What do you mean better off without? I don't even get a choice.

Quote: SlagA @ January 4 2010, 3:25 PM GMT

What do you mean better off without? I don't even get a choice.

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Don't admit it! Remember it's always a choice so choose to pretend it's your choice

Quote: SlagA @ January 4 2010, 3:24 PM GMT

But have started writing in earnest again today. Working on a dream sequence that will start the latest project.

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I got a sketch coming up with the 'Man Council' in. I need more limbs to much to do!

Quote: Gavin @ January 4 2010, 3:23 PM GMT

Women are bitches. Better off without.

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Couldn't live in a world without women, imagine all the unwashed clothes and uncooked food.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ January 4 2010, 2:37 PM GMT

Oh No! Stereo Chipolata!

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I prefer to think of it as a Chipolata Spitroast.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ January 4 2010, 2:37 PM GMT

Oh No! Stereo Chipolata!

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I prefer to think of it as a Chipolata Spitroast.

Quote: scratchyr @ January 4 2010, 3:29 PM GMT

Couldn't live in a world without women, imagine all the unwashed clothes and uncooked food.

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But they do moan about doing it. Easier and more efficient doing it the man way.

Quote: SlagA @ January 4 2010, 3:24 PM GMT

I'm working up to the hand, at the mo, it's one finger.

As to status: In limbo. Waiting, waiting. And Hotmail is doing an overhaul, which isn't helping. But have started writing in earnest again today. Working on a dream sequence that will start the latest project.

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Sounds interesting. Have you got one of those machines that do the wavy lines and the blublublublublublu noise?