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Quote: chipolata @ January 3 2010, 5:06 PM GMT

I'd like a sweary Malcolm Tucker style doctor.

Oooooooh yes.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ January 3 2010, 5:03 PM GMT

(Gets ready for people to laugh at him) Like Sylvester McCoy in his final two years! (Runs away)

He was *too* scary.

'Well I fink Russell Howard should be the Doctor and he falls in love wif his companion and they have a baby and maybe a pet cat or a gay robot who lives in der Tardis as well...'

Quote: Griff @ January 3 2010, 5:12 PM GMT

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

I believe it's why Wilf couldn't stop f**king crying. There's a hole to be worried about Cribbins you tart.

Quote: zooo @ January 3 2010, 5:13 PM GMT

He was *too* scary.

He was brilliant! I love the so called Dark Doctor. It's what I would have done if I'd brought back Who. And it would almost certainly have been the wrong decision if you're trying to pull in eight million viewers!

Renegade Carpark would make a really good Dr. He truly believe we need to be protected from all aliens (and gypos).

Quote: sootyj @ January 3 2010, 5:16 PM GMT

Renegade Carpark would make a really good Dr.

He has the coat for it. Maybe get rid of the beard.

Quote: zooo @ January 3 2010, 5:13 PM GMT

He was *too* scary.

Zoo did you have a sex change? Because that's the only way some one could say something that gay.

Quote: zooo @ January 3 2010, 5:13 PM GMT

He was *too* scary.

Zoo did you have a sex change? Because that's the only way some one could say something that gay.

Quote: sootyj @ January 3 2010, 5:16 PM GMT

Renegade Carpark would make a really good Dr. He truly believe we need to be protected from all aliens (and gypos).

Like we could trust Earth in your Commie hands sooty. Imagine not getting a council flat because Daleks were ahead of you in the queue?

'It's just part of their culture to be agressive, we should do more to welcome our new handicapable overlords...'

Quote: Griff @ January 3 2010, 5:18 PM GMT
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I was going to say Worst. Companion. Ever. Then I remembered Bonnie Langford.(Who, I think I've mentioned before, is my friend's wife's Auntie. She didn't show up at the wedding though.)

They can't do stairs and they have tunnel vision as well as an unfortunate culutral predeliction for genocide.

Now who's the real monster eh?

I actually wrote a whole bunch of sketches on assylum seeking Daleks I may just sadistically bump them.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ January 3 2010, 5:20 PM GMT

Then I remembered Bonnie Langford.

So none of you remember 'Ace' then? She really, really bugged the shit out of me, even more so then the Austrailian trolley dolly.

If we're going retro, let's have a companion in a fur bikini (and not Barrowman this time!)

And of course Adric.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ January 3 2010, 5:23 PM GMT

So none of you remember 'Ace' then?

I'm afraid I loved her. McCoy and Ace were my Doctor-Companion combo growing up.

Quote: sootyj @ January 3 2010, 5:23 PM GMT

And of course Adric.

They did kill him though, which was nice.

Yeh but they gave him a big tragic death with no theme music.

Quote: Griff @ January 3 2010, 5:25 PM GMT

And Turlough.

I liked Turlough he was shouty and ginger ergo genuinely scary and dangerous.

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