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China doesn't seem to have mastered the art of building demolition yet:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1239841/Youre-doing-wrong-Chinese-demolition-men-accidentally-create-leaning-tower-Liuzhou.html

My estimation of that country seems to lower by the day.

Quote: Aaron @ January 2 2010, 1:51 AM GMT

My estimation of that country seems to lower by the day.

Mine can't get any lower.

Well, a civilisation that came up with chicken chow mein can't be all bad ... but yeah.

http://www.channel4.com/news/articles/world/americas/us+zooaposs+panda+to+be+returned+to+china/3486437

Don't mess with the Chinese or they'll take their panda back. Under the circumstances I think if we have any Chinese pandas in our zoos. Gordon Brown should kill it with a chainsaw and post it's penis to Beijing.

Quote: sootyj @ January 2 2010, 6:53 PM GMT

http://www.channel4.com/news/articles/world/americas/us+zooaposs+panda+to+be+returned+to+china/3486437

Don't mess with the Chinese or they'll take their panda back. Under the circumstances I think if we have any Chinese pandas in our zoos. Gordon Brown should kill it with a chainsaw and post it's penis to Beijing.

And they have to pay a million dollars a year to borrow them!

Blimey. That's crazy.

I've not read or heard the full text as yet, but I'm fairly, I guess optimistic, about this: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8437645.stm

So DaButt are you going to let those red yellows get their fingers on your freedom loving Pandas?

Quote: sootyj @ January 2 2010, 7:12 PM GMT

So DaButt are you going to let those red yellows get their fingers on your freedom loving Pandas?

They bring in a lot of money at the zoos that house them, but I couldn't care less about the lazy bastards.

Apparently a group of people who went to Britain's highest pub were snowed in and are still there.

"Spirits are high!" :)

Quote: Aaron @ January 2 2010, 7:11 PM GMT

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8437645.stm

Really?

I expected .

'David Cameron says more of the same in 2010.'

Just goes to show you can't rely on politicians.

Quote: Chappers @ January 3 2010, 1:09 AM GMT

Apparently a group of people who went to Britain's highest pub were snowed in and are still there.

There are worse ways to die.

My favourite pub in Florida stayed open as Hurricane Charley destroyed the surrounding buildings and it was filled with die-hard regulars despite the loss of electricity, windows and much of the roof.

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A view from the roof of the pub:

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Quote: DaButt @ January 3 2010, 1:32 AM GMT

There are worse ways to die.

My favourite pub in Florida stayed open as Hurricane Charley destroyed the surrounding buildings and it was filled with die-hard regulars despite the loss of electricity, windows and much of the roof.

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A view from the roof of the pub:

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I wondered what had happened to her!

She's flapping in her own breeze, I think.

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/metropolitan/6797256.html

Cockfight in Texas? Did some one punch GWB?

And where's DaButt? Does he need an alibi?

Quote: sootyj @ January 4 2010, 6:31 PM GMT

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/metropolitan/6797256.html

Cockfight in Texas? Did some one punch GWB?

And where's DaButt? Does he need an alibi?

I think the English originally introduced the sport to the Americas, but our influx of immigrants from Mexico (I think the "sport" is still legal there) has seen clandestine fights springing up around the country.

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