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But have you told him you've got the decorators in?

Quote: David Chapman @ October 11, 2007, 7:47 PM

But have you told him you've got the decorators in?

How did you know I am bleeding like an absoloute bastard?

I might just sit on my banisters, lift up my skirt, wiggle my bum & spray the walls red. Saves my hands.

I might just sit on my banisters, lift up my skirt, wiggle my bum & spray the walls red. Saves my hands.

Why twice?

To make sure you get complete coverage?

I said it twice Dave because I am proud!

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