I must have destroyed rather more brain cells than I thought last night, as I've just voluntarily sat through this light entertainment bollocks on ITV Player.
Ant & Dec are just about tolerable. But Piers Morgan, Amanda Holden, Gino D'acampo, Richard & Judy, Jedward, Simon Cowell, Robbie Williams, The Saturdays...
Is this what we've become? Is this British culture now?
Every time they cut to the guffawing audience I puked buckets of rage.
I'm going to have to watch six hours of Screenwipe now just to return to some kind of intellectual equilibrium.