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New Year's Honours Page 2

Quote: Aaron @ December 31 2009, 5:23 PM GMT

Nevermind Bruce; Ken Dodd really should be a Sir by now.

Good point. Surely the Her Majesty's Revenue and Customs might forgive him for his income tax "oversights" after all these years?

Quote: zooo @ December 31 2009, 1:27 AM GMT

Is there one that means I could put Lady before my name?

Try Tramp.
;)

Quote: Tim Walker @ December 31 2009, 7:56 PM GMT

Good point. Surely the Her Majesty's Revenue and Customs might forgive him for his income tax "oversights" after all these years?

I'd bloody well hope so.

'There are thousands of people who do!'

'And there are thousands of people who don't!

'But why should I always be one of the ones that don't? Hang on, I've forgot what we're talking about'

'You haven't been mentioned in the New Years Honours list.'

'That's it, that's it They miss me out every year!'

'What have you ever done for your country?'

'I wash my milk bottles out before I put them out. And what about all those (can't remember) I could have sent those in and got a Davy Crockett hat but no, I thought, my country first so I put them out for salvage. You'd think a sacrifice like that would be worth something.'

HHH :)

Disappointed that Graeme Garden didn't get knighted, would've loved his wife to become "Lady Garden".

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