I don't think I'm the saviour of British comedy. "Fallen" women? Definitely. The world? That's not really for me to say.
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Quote: Tim Walker @ December 31 2009, 2:21 PM GMT. "Fallen" women? Definitely.
So you're the guy who walks around Beachyhead with his cock out? A word of necrophilliac advice for you Tim, if you're gonna shag corpses, do what I do, strike up a financial arrangement with a coroner.
I've got a great guy here in London, always let's me know when some pukka cadavers come through his door - on the level, overdose victims only, no car accidents or grannies, straight up.
For an extra fee, he'll even get a Samoan male nurse to lie on the bodies to keep 'em warm for me.
As a doctor, I know what you're thinking, why go through all that trouble when you can just shag the coma patients? Trouble is, the comatoids can sometimes wake up and then you can get into a socially awkward situation when they ask who you are and what you are doing. Saying 'I'm your Dad' rarely works and can make the situation worse.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ December 31 2009, 6:24 PM GMTSo you're the guy who walks around Beachyhead with his cock out?
Surely that would be more fun if it was a bleachy head or have I got my knowledge of perversions all mixed up again?
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ December 31 2009, 6:24 PM GMTSo you're the guy who walks around Beachyhead with his cock out? A word of necrophilliac advice for you Tim, if you're gonna shag corpses, do what I do, strike up a financial arrangement with a coroner.
I've got a great guy here in London, always let's me know when some pukka cadavers come through his door - on the level, overdose victims only, no car accidents or grannies, straight up.
For an extra fee, he'll even get a Samoan male nurse to lie on the bodies to keep 'em warm for me.
As a doctor, I know what you're thinking, why go through all that trouble when you can just shag the coma patients? Trouble is, the comatoids can sometimes wake up and then you can get into a socially awkward situation when they ask who you are and what you are doing. Saying 'I'm your Dad' rarely works and can make the situation worse.
Hopefully I'll be the saviour of comedy next year, I'll certainly be trying... 
Happy new year Tim
And to you too, Scotti. Maybe you'll get the better of that darn cat in 2010. 
We're watching you Scotti... 
Very good x