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Quote: Dolly Dagger @ December 28 2009, 10:34 AM GMT

Making conversation with my pissed father on Boxing Day, he said "but everyone thinks your comedy is rubbish." I asked "like who?" to which he replied "Me. I'm not being rude pet, but you're as funny as cancer. Shouldn't you put some salt in that?"

Yes but luckily your dad isn't a commissioning editor. The only person that matters regarding your comedy (apart from yourself - natch) is the person that spends money on your work. So love him for being your dad but don't pay heed. You will be proved right.
:)

My first trial at film-making (when I was in school), I showed around other people's houses to polite comments. At my nan's home, the complete SlagA family gathered to watch the film and in the short silence before the lights went back on, my father shouted rather loudly "Rubbish!"

I died a little. But I still long to hear a whole audience shout "Rubbish" one day.
:)

I'm off.

Quote: chipolata @ December 29 2009, 2:29 PM GMT

I'm off.

So that was what that funny smell was.

Quote: chipolata @ December 29 2009, 2:29 PM GMT

I'm off.

I didn't know you were here.

Can't you smell him?

Quote: SlagA @ December 28 2009, 1:26 PM GMT

Yes but luckily your dad isn't a commissioning editor. The only person that matters regarding your comedy (apart from yourself - natch) is the person that spends money on your work. So love him for being your dad but don't pay heed. You will be proved right.
:)

My dad is like that to all his children regarding all our efforts. In his own way he thinks he's character-building. He was a known destroyer of homework. Literally. We don't take any notice of him, except to laugh about it. :) He once told me a story about his own grandfather helping him with his homework about Nelson; his grandad told him to write he had one eye, one arm and one arsehole. :D

Eighty two thousand words and the thing still isn't finished!

Quote: Gavin @ December 28 2009, 12:41 PM GMT

Did Mr Dagger not put his cock in a box for you to open?

Couldn't resist... always makes me laugh...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhwbxEfy7fg&feature=PlayList&p=908A50DC8BB1328C&index=0&playnext=1

Is watching Drop Dead Fred.

And is bored out his arse! :(

lol

Robyn is very tired, and is not happy about having work tomorrow - she needs to do uni work!

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 29 2009, 10:03 PM GMT

Robyn is very tired, and is not happy about having work tomorrow - she needs to do uni work!

Console Hug Hug

Hiding in upstairs computer room, as the Christmas toy explosion is starting to get to me.

UPS just delivered my impulse buy Wii about 20 minutes ago. I'm already downloading pirated games for it. Pirate

I played on a Wii for the first time tonight. Interesting. Didn't get a proper hands on go, but it seems quite fun.

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