1 Barbie's First abortion.
Ken really should have bought some johnnies and Barbie has a fashion show to attend!
Comes with free me first feotus.
2 Realistic UK Action Man
Comes with out helicopter, working gun and probably some limbs. Does come with poorly spelled condolence letter.
3 Action Man mission "Don't Ask Don't Tell"
Action man must face his most extreme mission to fight the vicious enemy prejudice and learn to love himself. Badly fits all of Barbie's clothes.
Quote: sootyj @ December 29 2009, 5:15 PM GMT2 Realistic UK Action Man
Comes with out helicopter, working gun and probably some limbs. Does come with poorly spelled condolence letter.
A disembodied head little girls can practice putting makeup on.
Oh, wait.
Panty-sniffing Ken.
Quote: zooo @ December 29 2009, 5:19 PM GMTA disembodied head little girls can practice putting makeup on.
Oh, wait.
Maybe if you could press a button and make it scream for mercy?
Quote: Aaron @ December 29 2009, 5:20 PM GMTPanty-sniffing Ken.
Nice one.
But who's panties is he sniffing? Barbie's or Heman's
He comes (ho ho ho) with an assortment of unidentified panties.
Who can forget the Vibrating Harry Potter Nimbus 2000 ??
http://www.cwfa.org/articles/753/CFI/cfreport/ (Scary/funny website by the way).
Quote: Blobster @ December 29 2009, 5:46 PM GMTWho can forget the Vibrating Harry Potter Nimbus 2000 ??
http://www.cwfa.org/articles/753/CFI/cfreport/ (Scary/funny website by the way).
(Those kind of self-righteous busybody nutjobs really are a danger to society.)
Richard Gere's Go Go Hamsters
Baby P Punching Bag
Berlusconi Coconut Shy
Ferne Cotton Inflatable Sex Doll - warning, more intelligent then the real thing
Tickle Me Blinky - the Russell Howard doll
Jump on Me Pope Pope Benedict!
Reccomended for girls prefers boys.
The "Sootyj Spell Checker"... Once agn the goode flks at Sottsyj brg youe anthr fyne pdruct to hlpe yew ni yure rwriting correar.
Mrs Frosty - clamps up every time you try to put something in the recepticle.
NHS Operation - same as the classic version, but Santa delivers it the following July.
9/11 Jenga
Spanish Buckaroo - the winner gets to throw the donkey off a tall building.
That's hardly a game is it?
Now Sootyj scrabble. The game the whole family and illiterate chimpanzees can play!
jwhiuwehfipuwhef on a triple word score? I win!
Quote: Blobster @ December 29 2009, 5:46 PM GMTWho can forget the Vibrating Harry Potter Nimbus 2000 ??
http://www.cwfa.org/articles/753/CFI/cfreport/ (Scary/funny website by the way).
Care in the community Bears