Quote: Nigel Kelly @ December 27 2009, 11:35 PM GMTI can't be bothered to Google whether Irish whiskey/whisky is spelt whiskey or whisky
Can't you lose your citizenship for an offence like that?
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Quote: DaButt @ December 27 2009, 11:40 PM GMTCan't you lose your citizenship for an offence like that?
Fair point. Scotch whisky, Irish whiskey. They have started to make whisk(e}y in England now, wonder how it will be spelt. I suggest: STICKTOBREWINGALEANDLEAVETHEHARDSTUFFTOTHECELTS would be an appropriate spelling.
JD WITH COKE!
Are you mad?
Yes, I know I'm shouting.
'I'll have a pint of Landlord please with a splash of lemonade.'
Nothing, absolutely nothing, should be in JD unless you fancy adding an ice cube.
Quote: Oldrocker @ December 28 2009, 12:42 AM GMT'I'll have a pint of Landlord please with a splash of lemonade.'
Mmmm, I wish they sold Timmy T's brews over here. 
Has everyone buggered off then?
Quote: Leevil @ December 28 2009, 2:45 AM GMTHas everyone buggered off then?
Just finished watching Outnumbered and The Royle Family.
Quote: Leevil @ December 28 2009, 2:45 AM GMTHas everyone buggered off then?
Not quite.
Making conversation with my pissed father on Boxing Day, as he watched me cooking for his guests, I mentioned what I was up to work wise to which he looked puzzled and said "but everyone thinks your comedy is rubbish." I asked "like who?" to which he replied "Me. I'm not being rude pet, but you're as funny as cancer. Shouldn't you put some salt in that?"
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ December 28 2009, 10:34 AM GMTMaking conversation with my pissed father on Boxing Day, as he watched me cooking for his guests, I mentioned what I was up to work wise to which he looked puzzled and said "but everyone thinks your comedy is rubbish." I asked "like who?" to which he replied "Me. I'm not being rude pet, but you're as funny as cancer. Shouldn't you put some salt in that?"
Ah Christmas 
And I'd slap him for calling you pet, unless he's very much a geordie.
Quote: Paul W @ December 28 2009, 10:39 AM GMTAh Christmas
And I'd slap him for calling you pet, unless he's very much a geordie.
My dad is like that all year round. He's not a Geordie, but a Glaswegian - a sort of elderly Malcolm Tucker.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ December 28 2009, 10:59 AM GMT
Ok, he can get away with it then.
I spent some of my Christmas day with my Dad in a pub, talking to lonely drunks about their Christmas, how depressing...
Quote: Paul W @ December 28 2009, 11:01 AM GMTOk, he can get away with it then.
I spent some of my Christmas day with my Dad in a pub, talking to lonely drunks about their Christmas, how depressing...
I've just realised I've not had any presents to open this Christmas.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ December 28 2009, 12:16 PM GMTI've just realised I've not had any presents to open this Christmas.
Did Mr Dagger not put his cock in a box for you to open?
Quote: Gavin @ December 28 2009, 12:41 PM GMTDid Mr Dagger not put his cock in a box for you to open?
Yeah, but he's always doing that.