Humans... "We're all dreaming of a white Christmas."
God... "Okay then.I'll be nice, it's Christmas afterall"
Humans... "Oh no snow! Traffic delays, terrible crashes, people praying to get home."
God..."What the? But you...Oh for my sake. Back to the disease war and pestilence then!"
John
Purple Comedy
It's obviously tough being funny at Christmas as well.
However, your Yuletide story did remind me of an event that happened some years ago between me and my daughter.
I remember vividly that as the snows began to melt, my daughter came running into the kitchen pleading 'Daddy, Daddy, the snowman is melting, can we put his head in the freezer to keep him alive?'
To which I replied 'F**k off, I've got a joint of beef in there.'
That was 22 years ago and we haven't spoken since. Ironically, she grew up to be a paramedic and regularly puts body parts in a freezer to keep them alive. So every cloud, etc.
Merry Christmas all. 
Someone move to critique?
I'm classing the above as a "Sketch" very loosely.
I'm kidding, Seriously, someone f**king move it!
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ December 26 2009, 5:19 PM GMTI remember vividly that as the snows began to melt, my daughter came running into the kitchen pleading 'Daddy, Daddy, the snowman is melting, can we put his head in the freezer to keep him alive?'
To which I replied 'F**k off, I've got your mothers' head in there.'
Merry Christmas all.