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What YouTube video are you watching? Page 27

Quote: Leevil @ December 18 2009, 3:32 PM GMT

I don't even care enough to spend 29p. Let X-Factor have their Christmas No. 1. Unimpressed

You're such a conformist Lee.

You shouldn't be conforming to Simon Cowell's cynical marketing agenda.

You should be conforming to the anti-establishment Facebook herd mentality agenda, like all us cool kids are.

Quote: Moonstone @ December 18 2009, 4:01 PM GMT

*shakes fist*

You would understand if the comedy industry was in the same state! A lot of good talent being overlooked in favour of some pretty kareoke singers who've done absolutely nothing to further themselves except go on a talent show once.

Besides, that song as a Crimbo number 1 would be hilarious!

Not been reading the Big Top threads then? ;)

I can't believe talent is being overlooked in favour of pop music. I can't believe any "real" musicians would want to play to the same audiences a pop star would. If you like X-Factor music, fair enough, you're an idiot and probably wouldn't buy R.A.T.M anyway.

I understand there would be more access to decent music, if it had the chance to become more popular. But then again, that would just encourage the record labels to produce manufactured "real" bands and we'd be back to square one again.

Instead of worrying about being number one, why not worry about creating decent music, putting your efforts into that, rather than a non-existent chart?

It would be slightly amusing for about 2 minutes to see R.A.T.M beat X-Factor but, and the reason I'm not going to bother buying it or support the cause is, I don't really care who is number one, I didn't even know the charts still existed and I wouldn't even of thought about checking it out anyway. I haven't even heard R.A.T.M's song. (I tried to listen to it earlier, but my speakers are f**ked).

"You would understand if the comedy industry was in the same state!"

I've decided not to give a f**k anymore about what's being output. I'm just going to get on with my own stuff and see where that gets me. Goodluck to everyone else on everything. We're all after a piece of the same pie. Whatever the f**k that means?

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ December 18 2009, 4:09 PM GMT

You're such a conformist Lee.

You shouldn't be conforming to Simon Cowell's cynical marketing agenda.

You should be conforming to the anti-establishment Facebook herd mentality agenda, like all us cool kids are.

:D

Quote: Leevil @ December 18 2009, 5:49 PM GMT

I haven't even heard R.A.T.M's song.

You haven't heard "Killing In The Name"? How is that even possible?

I don't listen to Radio 1, don't watch TV adverts and can only hear Slade being played in shops/pubs/brothels.

I'll scan through the music channels to see if it's on. Or check VirginOnDemand Music.

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ December 18 2009, 5:55 PM GMT

You haven't heard "Killing In The Name"? How is that even possible?

He's a young un, bless! :P
He was probably out doing bunny hops on his BMX when that album was popular!

Quote: Leevil @ December 18 2009, 5:57 PM GMT

I don't listen to Radio 1, don't watch TV adverts and can only hear Slade being played in shops/pubs/brothels.

The song's 17 years old. I bet you have heard it.

It goes like this:

"F**k you, I won't do what you tell me.
F**k you, I won't do what you tell me.
F**k you, I won't do what you tell me.
F**k you, I won't do what you tell me.
F**k you, I won't do what you tell me.
F**k you, I won't do what you tell me.
F**k you, I won't do what you tell me.
F**k you, I won't do what you tell me.
FUCK YOU, I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!!
FUCK YOU, I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!!
FUCK YOU, I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!!
FUCK YOU, I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!!
FUCK YOU, I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!!!
FUCK YOU, I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!!!
FUCK YOU, I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!!!
FUCK YOU, I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!!!
MOTHERFUCKER!!!! Ugh!!"

Quote: Moonstone @ December 18 2009, 5:59 PM GMT

He's a young un, bless! :P
He was probably out doing bunny hops on his BMX when that album was popular!

Never been a fan of R.A.T.M. Thought they were unnecessary and didn't add much important to music ;)

Quote: Leevil @ December 18 2009, 6:02 PM GMT

Never been a fan of R.A.T.M. Thought they were unnecessary and didn't add much important to music ;)

Ok, going into serious mode now, what do you mean unnecessary?

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ December 18 2009, 6:00 PM GMT

The song's 17 years old. I bet you have heard it.

It goes like this:

"F**k you, I won't do what you tell me.
F**k you, I won't do what you tell me.
F**k you, I won't do what you tell me.
F**k you, I won't do what you tell me.
F**k you, I won't do what you tell me.
F**k you, I won't do what you tell me.
F**k you, I won't do what you tell me.
F**k you, I won't do what you tell me.
FUCK YOU, I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!!
FUCK YOU, I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!!
FUCK YOU, I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!!
FUCK YOU, I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!!
FUCK YOU, I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!!!
FUCK YOU, I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!!!
FUCK YOU, I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!!!
FUCK YOU, I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!!!
MOTHERFUCKER!!!! Ugh!!"

:D

Don't forget "Those who died are justified by wearing the badge on their chosen wife", or something... :/

Epic win! RATM is Christmas #1!

I thought it was a comedy song about diorea by Rage Against the Latrine.

My oldest once got the "do what they told ya" part stuck in his head. So there he was getting on the bus mumbling that to himself... Laughing out loud

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxKtZmQgxrI

A review of Star Wars: The Phantom Menace in seven parts. Brilliantly funny. 70 minutes long.

Quote: Kevin Murphy @ December 22 2009, 9:30 PM GMT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxKtZmQgxrI

A review of Star Wars: The Phantom Menace in seven parts. Brilliantly funny. 70 minutes long.

Laughing out loud Only watched Part 1, but excellent! Obviously the voice of the narrator is disguised, but is this someone "inside the business" who's made this, because it is very well argued and presented? Almost sounds like a Kevin Smith tutorial.

I haven't seen The Phantom Menace but that review is hilarious.

And yeah, written by someone who seems to know a fair bit about screenwriting. Certainly more than George Lucas.

Quote: Tim Walker @ December 22 2009, 9:43 PM GMT

Laughing out loud Only watched Part 1, but excellent!

My advice: watch the first three vids before deciding whether to watch them all.

Quote: Mike Greybloke @ December 23 2009, 11:39 PM GMT

written by someone who seems to know a fair bit about screenwriting. Certainly more than George Lucas.

Very probably, yeah.

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