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They don't have electricity there though.

Who said anything about electricity.

Have you heard of anything called the flux capacitor?

An all ***** relay - but replace batons with stolen handbags.

Quote: Morrace @ December 23 2009, 9:24 PM GMT

An all ***** relay - but replace batons with stolen handbags.

True.

or replace battons with handrails?

A race for the person who can wait the longest before pooing.

China would win.

Aaarse slow!

Quote: sootyj @ December 23 2009, 10:18 PM GMT

A race for the person who can wait the longest before pooing.

:D
Another shit reply from Sootyj.

Hey More Arse don't be a Sore Arse.

Hey More Arse don't be a Sore Arse.

More equality is needed.

Boxing and Graeco Roman wrestling to be open to both sexes in the same competition.

Shove ha'penny.

I've got a trophy for that - as if you didn't know!

(Not Jill I hasten to add!)

Quote: Chappers @ December 24 2009, 12:29 AM GMT

Shove ha'penny.

I've got a trophy for that - as if you didn't know!

(Not Jill I hasten to add!)

Indeed so!

This is where we clean up !

Bar Billiards.

Crib (foreigners will never understand that!)

Croquet (Johnny F will soon get bored and lose his rag!)

:D

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