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Quote: chipolata @ December 23 2009, 2:11 PM GMT

To your knowledge.

If it ain't got a hard-on, it's a female.

Just had some Salt and Pepper Chips from my local Chinese Chip Shop.

I could do with some pasta.

Quote: Ben @ December 23 2009, 2:15 PM GMT

I could do with some pasta.

Go easy on it, it can be fattening. And we don't want you reaching critical fat-face mass again.

Quote: Tim Walker @ December 23 2009, 2:14 PM GMT

If it ain't got a hard-on, it's a female.

Maybe you just didn't arouse the T-girl?

Quote: chipolata @ December 23 2009, 2:17 PM GMT

Go easy on it, it can be fattening. And we don't want you reaching critical fat-face mass again.

I'll be ok. I need to put some weight on. I think I've been eating too healthy recently.

Quote: chipolata @ December 23 2009, 2:18 PM GMT

Maybe you just didn't arouse the T-girl?

Quote: Tim Walker @ December 23 2009, 2:14 PM GMT

If it ain't got a hard-on, it's a female.

Unimpressed

Quote: EllieJP @ December 23 2009, 9:04 AM GMT

Is it wrong to eat a chocolate Santa for breakfast?

My favourite Yuletide porno.

Peanut butter sandwiches!

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ December 22 2009, 5:37 PM GMT

Waitrose now have some really nice, huge juicy satsumas in. I enjoy eating them stirred into a tub of plain yoghurt.

I just tried this!
It was ace.

Here's a tip .. probably best in the summer tho'

Try strawberries with balsamic vinegar !

Believe me, it works !

:)

:O

Quote: zooo @ December 24 2009, 1:26 AM GMT

:O

Cross my heart and hope to die in Wetherspoon's pub.

Sick

:P

I just had the urge for breakfast, so I whipped up a plate of Christmas Eve eggs, bacon and sourdough toast. It really hit the spot.

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Merry Christmas Randy Wave Merry Christmas all.

Cheese and biscuits.

Oh and then some rocky road.

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