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Oh my aching sides ! 
Hello Friend,
My name is Sgt Brown William and I am an American soldier serving in the
Military of the 1st Armored Division in Iraq. As you know, we are being
attacked by insurgents everyday and car bombings. I stumbled into Saddam
Hussein's storage vault and discovered funds belonging to his family. The
total amount is US$25 Million dollars in cash, mostly 100 dollar bills
tightly tied in $1000.00 bundles. I want to move this money to a reputable/
sincere person for investment purposes. This is the reason for contacting you.
I am ready to compensate you with good percentage of the funds. The only
thing I require from you is just for you to help me move the funds out of
Iraq because Iraq is a war zone. I plan on using diplomatic means to shipping
the money out as military cargo, using diplomatic immunity. If you are
interested I will send you the full details. My job is to find a good and
respectable partner with great repute that I can trust that will assist me.
Can I trust you? When you receive this letter,kindly send me an e-mail
signifying your interest including your most confidential telephone numbers
and your full mailing address.
This is 100% risk free.
All responses to:- sgtbrXXXXXXXXXliam@yahoo.com.hk
Respectfully,
Sgt:Brown William.
Interesting. This man appears to have accidentally stumbled into a situation loosely based on the plot of Three Kings starring George Clooney. What are the chances, eh?
Quote: zooo @ December 22 2009, 8:22 PM GMTTarquin, Cecil, Chauncey and Rupert.
My nickname at work's Tarquin!
Quote: Tim Walker @ December 22 2009, 9:57 PM GMTInteresting. This man appears to have accidentally stumbled into a situation loosely based on the plot of Three Kings starring George Clooney. What are the chances, eh?
George Clooney didn't have E-mail.
Quote: Paul W @ December 23 2009, 9:25 AM GMTMy nickname at works Tarquin!
Are you a camp, posh sod?
Quote: Ben @ December 23 2009, 9:28 AM GMTAre you a camp, posh sod?
No! You silly sausage!
Quote: Paul W @ December 23 2009, 12:55 PM GMTNo! You silly sausage!
Is it an ironic nickname bacause you're the direct opposite of a Tarquin?
Quote: chipolata @ December 23 2009, 12:57 PM GMTIs it an ironic nickname bacause you're the direct opposite of a Tarquin?
What you can't see in my avatar is that my pint has one of those little umbrellas in it.
Merry Christmas one and (mostly) all. I hope you all have a wonderful time.
Thanks Nil! 
*hopes she was one of the all...*
Of course.
Quote: Ben @ December 14 2009, 9:36 PM GMTI always remember that (in the 80s, maaaaan) my school had a series of maths workbooks that you started in infants and carried on up to your last year of primary school. They were, of course, Scottish Maths. Or something like that.
Scottish Maths? What is that?
"What do you get if you add one beer to another beer?"
"Not enough beers. Buy another round."
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ December 16 2009, 1:08 PM GMTI was thinking of getting some books from the reading scheme we had in reception class too - Roger Red Hat
Bloody Norah. Those things have been around for ages!
Er. No offence... :/
Quote: Ben @ December 17 2009, 1:16 PM GMTOne involved myself looking at some photos of the Robyn and Elliot standing in front of some conifers. For some reason I was laughing and saying "There's their infamous conifers!".
You really are quite, quite odd.
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ December 22 2009, 8:21 PM GMTAaron?
Elvis?
Quote: Paul W @ December 23 2009, 9:25 AM GMTMy nickname at work's Tarquin!
My WiFi SSID is Tarquin.
Quote: Nil Putters @ December 24 2009, 7:18 PM GMTMerry Christmas one and (mostly) all. I hope you all have a wonderful time.
Merry Christmas, Neil!
I've just seen Easter Eggs in my local Tesco. 