The IOC have already said that golf and some other things will be Olympic sports but what would you like to see included?
I think I am at a qualifying standard for farting.
To be measured as to loudness, length and pungency.
New events for 2012
Christmas tree decorating.
I am awesome at it.
Quote: Oldrocker @ December 22 2009, 11:57 PM GMTTo be measured as to loudness, length and pungency.
Faster, Higher, Stronger might work better.
Synchronised nonce bashing.
The 100 metres mince.
Women's dildo javelin.
Quote: zooo @ December 22 2009, 11:59 PM GMTChristmas tree decorating.
I am awesome at it.
That would have to be at the Winter Olympics.
Usually held in a run down suburb of Volgograd I believe.
Quote: Badge @ December 23 2009, 12:00 AM GMTFaster, Higher, Stronger might work better.
Thinking about it, length could also be the distance covered . . you know, those that have a little 'mmph' at each step for about fifty yards.
Sorry to the ladeez on here, you won't have a clue what we're talking about as you don't fart.
Stadium construction.
Quote: Aaron @ December 23 2009, 1:18 AM GMTStadium construction.
Aaron, we need sports the British can win, not come second to Italians...
Quote: Tim Walker @ December 23 2009, 12:02 AM GMTWomen's dildo javelin.
How about a triathlon with foxy boxing and mud wrestling?
I'd like to see a game of get drunk then try and put your key in the hole...
Quote: EllieJP @ December 23 2009, 9:05 AM GMTI'd like to see a game of get drunk then try and put your thing in the hole...
Quote: Paul W @ December 23 2009, 9:06 AM GMT
Men do have more problems than women!
Quote: EllieJP @ December 23 2009, 9:08 AM GMTMen do have more problems than women!
We're the ones who have to line it all up...
Quote: Paul W @ December 23 2009, 9:00 AM GMTAaron, we need sports the British can win
Being bloody awesome. 
The 100 metre sprint with a TV, Hackney deserves a chance to shine.
An all white 100m sprint final?
An all black olympic swimming final?
The Special olympics, each country has a team of engineers, like formula 1, who build hi tec stair lifts to see which will reach the highest and in the quickest time, the weight of the disabled competitors would obviously have to be kept to a mininmum, a competitor with aids would be the ideal choice...Africa, to be fair, would win everytime.
Scrap that one then.