Ah, the FedEX truck and the car across my drive have moved away while I was watching a time delayed copy of Merlin & S&M.
The Weather Page 50
I've gone off winter. I've fallen on my arse in the ice once too often. Just once, but that's enough. I shall rescind my position as the number one heat hater. At least until next summer.
Still no more snow in Tonbridge.
Might even go to work in a minute.
Phew I was worried about reading the headline.
Police arrest cannibal with gastric band after he trys to eat family 10 bites at a time.
Mr Fella protested "We were out of minimilks and I can't eat rice."
We've just had the rare combination of hailstones and thunder and lightning, here in Merseyside.
Quote: catskillz @ December 22 2009, 9:11 AM GMTWe've just had the rare combination of hailstones and thunder and lightning, here in Merseyside.
Cilla Black, Militant tendency, Bubble Perms do you need any more proof that God hates scousers.
Quote: sootyj @ December 22 2009, 10:07 AM GMTCilla Black, Militant tendency, Bubble Perms do you need any more proof that God hates scousers.
Quote: sootyj @ December 22 2009, 9:10 AM GMTPhew I was worried about reading the headline.
Police arrest cannibal with gastric band after he trys to eat family 10 bites at a time.
Mr Fella protested "We were out of minimilks and I can't eat rice."
Although it's a bypass not a band. Bands are for lightweights....
Spot the dog.
Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Quote: Ben @ December 22 2009, 7:41 PM GMTSpot the dog.
What a stupid name!
He looks like he's smiling.
I was going to say that!
Quote: zooo @ December 22 2009, 11:31 PM GMTHe looks like he's smiling.
Or about to have a dump.
Tim, it's Christmas. Stop talking about poo.