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You still have Britney Murphy's corpse on your floor?
At the airport in West Palm Beach. Heading home soon via Dallas.
Quote: DaButt @ December 22 2009, 9:47 PM GMTvia Dallas.
Who did shoot JR in the end?
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ December 22 2009, 9:51 PM GMTWho did shoot JR in the end?
Someone shot him in the ass? How rude!
Just landed in Dallas.
Has just finished re-reading nearly all of his old sketch scripts. Look at the bloody time 
Excited at being introduced to people at the BBC and pitching a few things to few prod companies down in England. Took a trip to St Andrew's before Christmas and was a tourist in my own country for three days.
Landed in San Antonio.
Back home. The cat is still alive after a week on his own.
Quote: DaButt @ December 23 2009, 2:03 AM GMTJust landed in Dallas.
You by any chance going to an oil barons ball? If so take pictures!
Quote: DaButt @ December 23 2009, 5:03 AM GMTBack home. The cat is still alive after a week on his own.
I assume he / she is feral now.
Quote: DaButt @ December 23 2009, 5:03 AM GMTLanded in San Antonio.
Back home. The cat is still alive after a week on his own.
Did you have one of those mechanical feeder thingys?
Robyn has woken up coughing and cold. 
Oh well.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 23 2009, 9:47 AM GMTRobyn has woken up coughing and cold.
Poor Robyn, you seem to have the constitution of a Jane Austen era heroine. Stay in the warm and get better for Christmas. 
Yeah, I get sicky a lot. I don't think I'm ill this time, I think my asthma's just acting up, and made me wake up suddenly. I often feel shivery when that happens. I have work tomorrow too. 