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My kids would be too ugly to be groomed.

Christmas. Is. GAY.

Quote: Aaron @ December 22 2009, 4:23 PM GMT

My kids would be too ugly to be groomed.

What the f**k, I'd still do em.

Quote: Moonstone @ December 22 2009, 4:25 PM GMT

Christmas. Is. GAY.

I am beginning to agree.

I'm exhanging presents with Elliot tomorrow seeing as I'm working on Christmas Eve. I am nervous.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 22 2009, 4:33 PM GMT

I'm exhanging presents with Elliot tomorrow seeing as I'm working on Christmas Eve. I am nervous.

Why? You have remembered to leave breathing holes for the the Golden Marmoset?

Shh! Don't tell him! Especially seeing as I didn't, so now it's an ex-Golden Marmoset!

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 22 2009, 4:36 PM GMT

Shh! Don't tell him! Especially seeing as I didn't, so now it's an ex-Golden Marmoset!

I knew you'd forget that's why I've sent you a back up in the post. Rolling eyes I'm good to you guys.

Hoorah!

I'm actually just nervous because my effort is crap. :$

Quote: Aaron @ December 22 2009, 4:23 PM GMT

My kids would be too ugly to be groomed.

They would if you chose me as the vessel. :)

Quote: zooo @ December 22 2009, 4:39 PM GMT

They would if you chose me as the vessel. :)

...There goes my appetite.

Why does that make it sound like some kind of warped game show? "Choose your vessel now!"

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 22 2009, 4:38 PM GMT


I'm actually just nervous because my effort is crap. :$

Unimpressed Not doing the "It'll be awesome thing" again. Just get in there and Christmas the hell outta him!

Vessel is a fun word.
Vessel.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 22 2009, 4:40 PM GMT

Why does that make it sound like some kind of warped game show? "Choose your vessel now!"

Shit! She's figuring it out, bring on the wall!!

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