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Quote: Matthew Stott @ December 22 2009, 12:29 PM GMT

I actually did get carpet burns on my cock once. I learned that day to never try and f**k a carpet.

(It's 'jokes' like this that have got me where I am today! Absolutely nowhere!)

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Quote: Matthew Stott @ December 22 2009, 12:31 PM GMT


I stand by my original decision.

Don't need to stand by it. It's the correct order :P James have deviated from the path but it's forgiveable, at least he didn't put Nicole at the top that'd be madness.

Being the type of chap who goes for the "girl next door" look, I was watching the 'Blue Peter Special' celebrity edition of The Weakest Link t'other day and was charmed to see the lovely Konnie Huq... :)

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I'd love to be presented with a gold badge from her! (Whatever that means.) I became even more interested in this young lady when she appeared on an edition of Charlie Brooker's Newswipe, the one where she watched a line of men urinate, in a spoof of "crusading" TV reality programming.

There is something very game and sexy about an attractive young woman watching a group of blokes pissing in a field, don't you agree?

The only downside to this young lady was, whilst searching for the above photo, to discover she has been possibly contaminated by the mincing filthster... :(

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Booo!!! Angry

However, then I was cheered to see her posing with a nobody (i.e. fan), whom I imagined her have a bit of cheeky ginger lesbo fun with...

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Yay! :)

Quote: Matthew Stott @ December 22 2009, 12:31 PM GMT

I stand by my original decision.

I must admit that photo does flatter Kimberley more then usual.

Quote: Gavin @ December 22 2009, 12:32 PM GMT

Don't need to stand by it. It's the correct order :P James have deviated from the path but it's forgiveable, at least he didn't put Nicole at the top that'd be madness.

I'm not mad :S

Quote: James Cotter @ December 22 2009, 12:32 PM GMT

I must admit that photo does flatter Kimberley more then usual.

Join the Dark side James!! :P We have T-shirts!

Quote: Gavin @ December 22 2009, 12:34 PM GMT

Join the Dark side James!! :P We have T-shirts!

Of Kimberley?

Quote: Tim Walker @ December 22 2009, 12:32 PM GMT
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Ginger Fan's not bad for a ginger person. They do both look slightly underage though, Tim. Errr

Quote: chipolata @ December 22 2009, 12:35 PM GMT

Ginger Fan's not bad for a ginger person. They do both look slightly underage though, Tim. Errr

But on the downside...

Quote: Tim Walker @ December 22 2009, 12:36 PM GMT

But on the downside...

:D

Move over Renegade Carpark, Tim is the new Chipolata...

Quote: James Cotter @ December 22 2009, 12:35 PM GMT

Of Kimberley?

Yeh man! It doesn't have a picture of her face on the tshirt or ought. Just Black with "Dark Side" Written on it. They rock!

Quote: Tim Walker @ December 22 2009, 12:32 PM GMT

Being the type of chap who goes for the "girl next door" look, I was watching the 'Blue Peter Special' celebrity edition of The Weakest Link t'other day and was charmed to see the lovely Konnie Hug... :)

She does have quite an annoying voice though. And has had Richard Bacon inside her.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ December 22 2009, 12:38 PM GMT

She does have quite an annoying voice though. And has had Richard Bacon inside her.

Gotta have a nice voice.

Quote: Gavin @ December 22 2009, 12:37 PM GMT

Yeh man!

I'll put my new Kimberley t-shirt on over the top of my Cheryl Cole t-shirt but I still think Cheryl and Nadine are way better looking.

Quote: chipolata @ December 22 2009, 12:37 PM GMT

:D

Move over Renegade Carpark, Tim is the new Chipolata...

I really don't think they actually look under-age. If they wanted to turn me on that way they'd have to at least dress up as schoolgirls and ask me to help them with their GCSE Biology coursework or something. And come round my house after having an argument with their parents..

Quote: James Cotter @ December 22 2009, 12:39 PM GMT

I'll put my new Kimberley t-shirt on over the top of my Cheryl Cole t-shirt but I still think Cheryl and Nadine are way better looking.

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud I should get into advertising!

Quote: Tim Walker @ December 22 2009, 12:40 PM GMT

I really don't think they actually look under-age.

It's what's known in the business as the Barely Legal look. Yes, these girls ARE legal. But barely. Hence you get the thrill of underage sex, with none of the nasty legal ramifications.

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