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Quote: chipolata @ December 22 2009, 11:46 AM GMT

Man alive, it's cold in the rest of the building!

How come?

Quote: Gavin @ December 22 2009, 11:47 AM GMT

How come?

It's an old building and there's no proper central heating. Up in this office I've got my trusty fan heater sitting on a chair beside me.

Quote: chipolata @ December 22 2009, 11:49 AM GMT

It's an old building and there's no proper central heating. Up in this office I've got my trusty fan heater sitting on a chair beside me.

Sounds safe as houses.

Quote: Gavin @ December 22 2009, 11:52 AM GMT

Sounds safe as houses.

There's only four here today, so if I burn the building down it should be easy enough getting us out. Even the woman in her sixties is pretty spry for an old dear.

Quote: chipolata @ December 22 2009, 11:54 AM GMT

There's only four here today, so if I burn the building down it should be easy enough getting us out. Even the woman in her sixties is pretty spry for an old dear.

Don't tell them! Then you can heroically enter the burning building and save people.

Quote: Aaron @ December 22 2009, 4:08 AM GMT

Take note, people! This is an historic moment, the likes of which we shall never see again.

:D

I love beer, but there's such a thing as too much of a good thing. There were a few days last week when I realized that my entire intake of liquid consisted of beer. (Normally it's beer and water.) ;)

Quote: chipolata @ December 22 2009, 10:14 AM GMT

Not yet. But by the end of the day it will be. ;)

Hang about, she's in her sixties! Errr

Can you afford to be picky?

Quote: Gavin @ December 22 2009, 10:45 AM GMT

Gotta get hair cut unless I grow it long like a hippy.

Wave

Quote: DaButt @ December 22 2009, 12:55 PM GMT

:D

I love beer, but there's such a thing as too much of a good thing. There were a few days last week when I realized that my entire intake of liquid consisted of beer. (Normally it's beer and water.) ;)

I often drink nothing but Coke.

On a related note, you'll be glad to know that apparently I tried Guinness a few years ago and liked it.

Or enjoyed the taste of the head at least.

Chip's off. Wave

Quote: chipolata @ December 22 2009, 11:54 AM GMT

There's only four here today, so if I burn the building down it should be easy enough getting us out. Even the woman in her sixties is pretty spry for an old dear.

Plus if you saved her, you could get some "Thanks" for it ;)

Quote: chipolata @ December 22 2009, 4:48 PM GMT

Chip's off. Wave

Oh ok, bye Chip...

Ellie has been off work today and finished wrapping all her Christmas presents, but wondering what she's meant to give to family now...

Oh Christ! Wrapping!

Use newspaper!

I have paper, but not enough "non-internet" time.

Oh dear.

I think I will have time. Just have to cut out my 2,000 pressups.

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