And wake up with a sore bottom in the morning.
Who do you fancy? Page 494
Quote: Aaron @ December 22 2009, 12:21 AM GMTAnd wake up with a sore bottom in the morning.
I'll hold you to that 
Quote: Kevin Murphy @ December 21 2009, 7:45 PM GMTAre you from the past?
Quote: Aaron @ December 21 2009, 7:50 PM GMTStrictly speaking, yes.
Seriously great comeback. 
But you're still a massive Victorian racist.
We are all the colour of chocolate!
Quote: zooo @ December 22 2009, 12:35 AM GMTWe are all the colour of chocolate!
You all right?
Spiffing. 
Quote: Ronnie Anderson @ December 21 2009, 4:52 PM GMTI watched an ep of Only Fools and Horses and must admit I never noticed how attractive Cassandra was. Her face is a bit too angular to be pretty however she did have an aura of sexiness.
No, wrong, fail. You are suffering from lazy ass-itis. You see a woman on the telly, so you must fancy her.
Cassandra is a drag queen faced uggo. My advice is to get your leg over with someone, anyone and then do a re-appraisal. Cassandara is not attractive or sexy, sort your life out, do it now.
That is all.
I must have read PHWOAR about 9 times in the last 2 pages.
It is however justified, Kate Hudson...
PHWOAR! - no wonder Owen Wilson nearly topped himself when they split.
Quote: Paul W @ December 22 2009, 9:08 AM GMT
PHWOAR! - no wonder Owen Wilson nearly topped himself when they split.
I thought that was because he watched Starksy and Hutch back.
Quote: Gavin @ December 22 2009, 9:11 AM GMTI thought that was because he watched Starksy and Hutch back.
Hahaha, probably a combo of that and no more titty f**king.
Quote: Paul W @ December 22 2009, 9:12 AM GMTHahaha, probably a combo of that and no more titty f**king.
I'd feel sorry for him. But he's rich and screws hot actresses. So no sympathy for him.
A gorgeous sultry girl on the train just. With long dark hair and Meditaranean eyes. It's goodbye Sellotape Girl, hello Train Girl. 
Quote: chipolata @ December 22 2009, 10:02 AM GMTA gorgeous sultry girl on the train just. With long dark hair and Meditaranean eyes. It's goodbye Sellotape Girl, hello Train Girl.
There's something a bit sinister about you, isn't there Chip . . . 
Quote: chipolata @ December 22 2009, 10:02 AM GMTA gorgeous sultry girl on the train just. With long dark hair and Meditaranean eyes. It's goodbye Sellotape Girl, hello Train Girl.
Sellotape Girl? Missed that one.
Quote: john lucas 101 @ December 22 2009, 10:06 AM GMTSellotape Girl? Missed that one.
It was only the talk of Forum Town yesterday!
Quote: Matthew Stott @ December 22 2009, 10:05 AM GMTThere's something a bit sinister about you, isn't there Chip . . .
