Quote: Gavin @ December 21 2009, 8:06 PM GMTBtw that's not Taylor Swift. Incase anyone thought I fancy Kate Hudson who is above.
They look the same though.
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Quote: Aaron @ December 21 2009, 8:53 PM GMTThey look the same though.
No they don't. The look similar-ish.
Quote: Ben @ December 21 2009, 8:18 PM GMTWhilst Leevil and I masturbate frantically in the corner before coming to a shuddering halt.
*titters*
Quote: James Cotter @ December 21 2009, 8:23 PM GMTRussell Brand is a lucky fella.
Worth looking, sounding, and presumably smelling, like a dead badger though? :/
Russell Brand is a lucky fella.
No he's not. When he wakes up tomorrow morning he'll still be Russell Brand.
Quote: Aaron @ December 21 2009, 8:55 PM GMT
Worth looking, sounding, and presumably smelling, like a dead badger though? :/
How can you sound like a dead badger?
Quote: bigfella @ December 21 2009, 9:20 PM GMTHow can you sound like a dead badger?
Jim (driving): What's that in the road?
Sheila: I dunno. It looks a bit like a...
sfx:thump
Sheila:...badger.
Quote: roscoff @ December 21 2009, 9:39 PM GMTJim (driving): What's that in the road?
Sheila: I dunno. It looks a bit like a...
sfx:thump
Sheila:...badger.
That explains it then! 
My neighbour. Had a few drinkies together and I suddenly noticed what big bangers she has. We are texting now and I am waiting for something to come up. Why does Christmas have to get in the stupid way? Still I shall renew my quest to see her sizzling bangers in the new year. I am almost a new herring already.
And are you both single...?
Quote: James Cotter @ December 21 2009, 8:08 PM GMT
Kate Hudson is very attractive. Not a bad actress either.
She's very shy.
So er, does this neighbour have nothing else going for her than 'bangers'?
Quote: zooo @ December 21 2009, 11:57 PM GMTSo er, does this neighbour have nothing else going for her than 'bangers'?
Gazumbers*
baps*
Quote: James Cotter @ December 21 2009, 8:08 PM GMT
Empty hot water bottles !
I'm going to sleep with my face on my hot water bottle tonight.