Quote: Badge @ December 21 2009, 8:45 PM GMTIn the first week? Or in total?
X Factor will be number one next week.
So in short - who cares?
In short - oh bollocks, I didn't think of that. 
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Didn't number one end when they cancelled Top Of The Pops?
Quote: Aaron @ December 21 2009, 8:41 PM GMTOffer blowjobs.
No.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 21 2009, 8:48 PM GMT
That is Elliot's sad face.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 21 2009, 8:48 PM GMT
Quote: Aaron @ December 21 2009, 8:49 PM GMT
That is Elliot's sad face.
This is my usual reply face.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 21 2009, 8:50 PM GMT
"Go on then..."
I don't know why there is all this feigned reluctance by women to giving blowjobs, when it's obvious that they enjoy giving them even more than we men enjoy receiving them. C'mon, admit it, what could be nicer than sucking on a willy?
Sucking on two willies? 
Quote: Leevil @ December 21 2009, 8:56 PM GMTSucking on two willies?
That is unromantic for the lady though, it must dilute the love, surely?
Quote: Gavin @ December 20 2009, 5:17 PM GMTNot on our budget your not.
Already had Putters making a bong out of the flight sim. It's like 9 foot long! Why would you need a bong that long! This stuff aint f**king cheap!
Quote: Gavin @ December 20 2009, 5:21 PM GMTHI NIL!!!
Quote: Tim Walker @ December 21 2009, 4:36 PM GMTI felt exactly the same way about babies.
You EAT babies !!!
A little less than 24 hours and I'll be on a flight back home. The weather in Florida is great and I love spending time with my parents, but two weeks is too long to be away from home. I need a break from beer, Christmas cookies, restaurant meals and airports.
Quote: DaButt @ December 22 2009, 12:51 AM GMTI need a break from beer
Take note, people! This is an historic moment, the likes of which we shall never see again.
(Well, Chapman won't anyway. Surely that man will die soon.)