Quote: Aaron @ October 3, 2007, 3:02 PMOOooooooooo! Cock is far too nice for him. Christ. What an utter, utter c**t. If I knew a guy like him, I'd punch him regularly.
If you could get at his face with all the women sitting on it.
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Trust me, we all think he's a tosser as well.
We've had a meeting.
Women sitting on men's faces? Fun! 
Quote: Aaron @ October 2, 2007, 11:13 PMWho was the #1? I forget.
Quote: Godot Taxis @ October 3, 2007, 1:55 AMMickey.
"Everyone knows a cock like f**kface."
For the record this top 10 has now been put up on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0l2c-wfCtI
Quote: zooo @ September 25, 2007, 11:01 PMMohinder does not look like an Indian David Tennant. At least, I don't think he does... But the cop does look like a fat Keanu.
On that note, Charlie Brooker looks like an angry Robin Ince.
One of the funniest things I've ever heard Charlie Brooker say, was when he pointed out the fact that he looks like a white Laurence Fishburne. Actually, that reminds me of a Pakistani bloke, who used to own a shop by my house, when I was a kid, who looked just like Frankie Howard.
I thought his funniest one was, pedophile walrus.
Well, last night's episode on the news was a bit more serious than normal wasn't it.
I still can't believe that clip they showed of the American news anchor giving that 9/11 victim's son a 'dressing down' (his own words)
What did make me smile was that BBC4 didn't dare to squeeze Charlie's credits this week following his rants about it on the two previous weeks.
Quote: Mark @ October 10, 2007, 9:35 AMWhat did make me smile was that BBC4 didn't dare to squeeze Charlie's credits this week following his rants about it on the two previous weeks.
Hang on, they DID squeeze his credits. By the way, this is the first time I've used the quote button, so I'm quite excited to see how it turns out.
Quote: chipolata @ October 10, 2007, 10:35 AMHang on, they DID squeeze his credits. By the way, this is the first time I've used the quote button, so I'm quite excited to see how it turns out.
No they didn't! (Didn't turn out well Chip, sorry)
Yeah what was up with last night's episode? Wheres the TV reviews? And Screenwipe isn't the time or place for Adam Curtis to spout his conspiracy nutjob ramblings, he should save that for a time where noones watching. Anyway hope it returns to form next week.
It was a bit more serious this week, still enjoyable though.
LMAO at the girl being fed the breaking news... Joining me now...Howard... Harold Pinter has just died... has won the Nobel prize for literature...
As everybody else has already pointed out, it wasn't his usual style but I can't help agreeing with him about the state of TV news 
I thought that that episode was far superior to last weeks.
"What an absolute, cast-iron anchor."
That man was such an ARSE.
Quote: Leevil @ October 10, 2007, 11:22 AMLMAO at the girl being fed the breaking news... Joining me now...Howard... Harold Pinter has just died... has won the Nobel prize for literature...
I loved that bit!
And I hadn't even noticed until now that there weren't any TV reviews.
Quote: charlier @ October 10, 2007, 2:34 PMAs everybody else has already pointed out, it wasn't his usual style but I can't help agreeing with him about the state of TV news
Er it was. There's a reason it's on BBC4 and not BBC3.
Quote: ajp29 @ October 10, 2007, 11:13 AMAnd Screenwipe isn't the time or place for Adam Curtis to spout his conspiracy nutjob ramblings, he should save that for a time where noones watching.
I can't believe you wrote that, AJP.
Quote: ajp29 @ October 10, 2007, 11:13 AM...he should save that for a time where noones watching.
ITV1, then. 
Quote: zooo @ October 10, 2007, 5:04 PMThat man was such an ARSE.
Who was that? My old man's memory isn't what it used to be.