Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ December 20 2009, 12:31 PM GMTRobyn is sorting out an essay while she waits for her dad to get ready to go out. She has to buy a secret Santa present, and her dad felt sorry for her because she was going to go alone, and now is joining her.
You're dad's a legend. Imagine willingly going to the shops. What a guy!
Robyn didn't mention the @gunpoint bit. 
Quote: Aaron @ December 19 2009, 11:38 PM GMTUntil the massive fines come in for selling alcohol without a licence!
Upload them through torrent?
Should be out shopping, but it's colder than a witch's tit in a brass brass bra when she's standing on a glacier in a blizzard.
That IS cold!
Heading to an art museum in Boca Raton. It's cooler than last week, but still warm enough for shorts and sandals.
Yes it is Lee! That was my granddad's favourite cold weather description. 
I think I may start using "colder than a witches tit". Has a nice ring to it lol.
He'd be happy to see it cross the pond.
*cackles*
Quote: AndreaLynne @ December 20 2009, 3:25 PM GMTYes it is Lee! That was my granddad's favourite cold weather description.
I might nick it! 
Quote: Marc P @ December 20 2009, 3:32 PM GMTI might nick it!
Lots of grumpy old gents use it over here. 
I did coin the phrase in my last effort - 'As cold as a Norwegian whore working al fresco'
Quote: Marc P @ December 20 2009, 3:39 PM GMTI did coin the phrase in my last effort - 'As cold as a Norwegian whore working al fresco'
I like it, but don't know if it would work over here, as most Americans don't know if Norway is a country or city and have no idea where it is. 
Paul has just bought an awesome fiat punto! It's blue and manly because it has alloys and colour coded bumpers...
Right!?
Robyn saw three men sledging in a canoe.