Cheers, Mikey!
Although I'm rattling my brain coming up with stuff. 
NewsRevue again! Page 53
The Berisco... Berris... Beriscony...
The Italian PM's attack hasn't been covered yet...
Or at least I don't think so.
week 3...
Welcome v/oKylie Butler1
All I want for Christmas is CashKerrry Gooderson1bankers offer up a merry Christmas
Pining for PeteDerek Thompson1a letter to the press
Tube gagRichard David-Caine1tubes not working
It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like ChristmasNick Afka1gordon brown sings
Know QuickieBlakewill and Harris1knox is sentenced to a lifetime of silvio berlusconi
Satellite link-up correspondant societyMikey Jackson1satellite link up gag
The worst NobelNick Afka1the nobel prize obama shouldn't have got
MourningTom Johnstone1maggie hasn't died
Intro Westside HoodieDamien Sandys1westside hoodie intro
Westside HoodieTom Johnstone1hoodies sings to westside story
Postman Pat GagDavid Salisbury1the postman never arrives
Brown's Spell CheckTom Johnstone1gordon browns spelling is still bad
Kim Jong ILNoel Christopher15ft 2, platform shoes,
Child Protection ChristmasNoel Christopher1santa needs a cbr check cbr check
EyebrowsKylie Butler1the cadburys eyebrow ad
PM ActuallyBecky Moult1brown and darling break up
Earth SongNick Afka and Dan Moore1michael jackson gets killed by Drs
M & S VoiceoverSarah Hutchings and Hil Cooke1this is m&s...
IRARobin Bailes1The IRA need rebranding
Clegg QuickieJames Kermack1cleggs boring bits
BerlusconiRobin Bailes1berlusconi sings about his many women
Max Clifford Cancer CentreJulie Bower1max clifford bleeds ill people dry
Somali PirateMikey Jackson1the pirates get another ship
LoathingKerry Gooderson / Katy Heavens1ms cole and danni have a face off
Lost ImmigrantsMikey Jackson1600,000 people go missing
A Waterway in IraqTony Brian1gordon brown takes the paddle away
While Bankers watch their stocksPhil Lunn / Nick Afka1bankers watch their stocks by night
ElectionJohn Kelly1expenses, not votes
Intro Von Trapped V/OJames Burton1intro to fritzel
Von TrappedJames Burton1the von trapped children say goodnight
Tiger Woods QuickieNick Afka1Everyone's shagged Tiger Woods
Royal Mail V/ODavid Salisbury1if you've only done one thing today...
Fairytale in JordanlandNick Afka1peter and katie fight it out
Flipping WivesBlakewill and Harris1mp's have a 2 wife allowance
Intro White Christmas V/ORobin Bailes1Introducing Nick Griffin
White ChristmasRobin Bailes1nick griffin sings
Those Adverts 2 v/oTerry Newman1tony blair in a claims direct add
12 Days of ChristmasMikey Jackson1BA's on strike
Wife Beater WorkshopMartin Malcolm1the kids at school different lessonhool get a different lesson
Fresh Prince CameronKerry Gooderson1dave cameron talks to the kids
Cockermouth Intro V/OMartin Malcolm1Intro to cockermouth sketch
CockermouthCast Run 791cockermouth is a funny word
ClarklifeSarah Hutchings and Hil Cooke1mr clarkson rants
Catholic C of E SmackdownRobin Bailes1the pope and the archbishop come to blows
Gary Glitter V/OAmanda Roberts1glitter is hung in vietnam
It's The Most Miserable Time of the YearSarah Hutchings and Hil Cooke1gordon and the cabinet aren't happy
We Wish You A Merry ChristmasNick Afka1Christmas medley of Christmas songs!
Hmmm
Anyone else think there's a lot of cast written material in this run? Especially as its supposed to be a Best of 2009 show? Or is it that I'm bitter they've not re-used any of my sketches or songs?
Some runs are like that.
and, after the Christmas break, week 4...
Celebrity ShiteBlakewill and Harris1Celebrity mockery
Pining for PeteDerek Thompson1a letter to the press
Attack of the snowDamian Sandys1disaster movie based on snow
Brown meets MikaNick Afka1Appeals for your vote
Satellite link-up correspondant societyMikey Jackson1satellite link up gag
Knox QuickieBlakewill and Harris1knox is sentenced to a lifetime of silvio berlusconi
Intro Westside HoodieDamien Sandys1westside hoodie intro
Westside HoodieTom Johnstone1hoodies sings to westside story
Postman Pat GagDavid Salisbury1the postman never arrives
Brown's Spell CheckTom Johnstone1gordon browns spelling is still bad
Kim Jong ILNoel Christopher15ft 2, platform shoes,
Child Protection ChristmasNoel Christopher1santa needs a cbr check cbr check
EyebrowsKylie Butler1the cadburys eyebrow ad
PM ActuallyBecky Moult1brown and darling break up
Earth SongNick Afka and Dan Moore1michael jackson gets killed by Drs
M & S VoiceoverSarah Hutchings and Hil Cooke1this is m&s...
IRARobin Bailes1The IRA need rebranding
Clegg QuickieJames Kermack1cleggs boring bits
BerlusconiRobin Bailes1berlusconi sings about his many women
Somali PirateMikey Jackson1the pirates get another ship
ElectionJohn Kelly1expenses, not votes
LoathingKerry Gooderson / Katy Heavens1ms cole and danni have a face off
Airport ScannerRobin Bailes1Security makes the public strip
Lost ImmigrantsMikey Jackson1600,000 people go missing
I'm blowing up a Jet PlaneJulie Spitler1Terrorists attempt to blow up airline
Tube gagRichard David-Caine1tubes not working
A Waterway in IraqTony Brian1gordon brown takes the paddle away
Next Time We're Getting the BoatPhil Lunn 1Eurostar screw up
While Bankers watch their stocksPhil Lunn / Nick Afka1bankers watch their stocks by night
Tiger Woods QuickieNick Afka1Everyone's shagged Tiger Woods
Royal Mail V/ODavid Salisbury1if you've only done one thing today...
Fairytale in JordanlandNick Afka1peter and katie fight it out
Flipping WivesBlakewill and Harris1mp's have a 2 wife allowance
Intro White Christmas V/ORobin Bailes1Introducing Nick Griffin
White ChristmasRobin Bailes1nick griffin sings
Wife Beater WorkshopMartin Malcolm1the kids at school different lessonhool get a different lesson
Fresh Prince CameronKerry Gooderson1dave cameron talks to the kids
Cockermouth Intro V/OMartin Malcolm1Intro to cockermouth sketch
CockermouthCast Run 791cockermouth is a funny word
ClarklifeSarah Hutchings and Hil Cooke1mr clarkson rants
Catholic C of E SmackdownRobin Bailes1the pope and the archbishop come to blows
Gary Glitter V/OAmanda Roberts1glitter is hung in vietnam
Bugsy MedleyKaty Heavens / Phil Lunn1Four politicians singing to bugsy malone
week 5 ...
(amended version)
Celebrity ShiteBlakewill and Harris
Attack of the snowDamian Sandys
Togo FootballersKerry Gooderson
Brown meets MikaNick Afka
Airport ScannerRobin Bailes
Knox QuickieBlakewill and Harris
Intro Westside HoodieDamien Sandys
Westside HoodieTom Johnstone
Harry QuickieMartin Malcolm
Postman Pat GagDavid Salisbury
Kim Jong ILNoel Christopher
Child Protection ChristmasNoel Christopher
EyebrowsKylie Butler
SnowmanRobin Bailes
Mrs RobinsonTom Johnstone
M & S VoiceoverSarah Hutchings and Hil Cooke
Fresh Prince CameronKerry Gooderson
Cockermouth Intro V/OMartin Malcolm
CockermouthCast Run 79
BerlusconiRobin Bailes
ElectionJohn Kelly
PaxmanNick Afka
LoathingKerry Gooderson / Katy Heavens
PM ActuallyBecky Moult
Grit in your eyeTom Johnstone
I'm blowing up a Jet PlaneJulie Spitler
Tube gagRichard David-Caine
A Waterway in IraqTony Brian
Next Time We're Getting the BoatPhil Lunn
Tiger Woods QuickieNick Afka
Brown's SpellcheckTom Johnstone
Fairytale in JordanlandNick Afka
Flipping WivesBlakewill and Harris
Lost ImmigrantsMikey Jackson
BaltimoreKerry Gooderson
Fat Dash V/OMartin Malcolm
IRARobin Bailes
ClarklifeSarah Hutchings and Hil Cooke
Clegg QuickieJames Kermack
Catholic C of E SmackdownRobin Bailes
Royal Mail V/ODavid Salisbury
Bugsy MedleyKaty Heavens / Phil Lunn
Am I correct in thinking that this thing is a rolling open call for submissions? You can submit anything at any time? The web site is not entirely clear on that.
Incidently, the NEW run starts NEXT week. (Thursday 28th)
Now's the best time to submit.
ok, final week for this run...
1Celebrity ShiteBlakewill and Harris1Celebrity mockery
2Attack of the snowDamian Sandys1disaster movie based on snow
3Togo FootballersKerry Gooderson1Togo footballers get attacked
4Brown meets MikaNick Afka1Appeals for your vote
5Airport ScannerRobin Bailes1Security makes the public strip
6Knox QuickieBlakewill and Harris1knox is sentenced to a lifetime of silvio berlusconi
7Intro Westside HoodieDamien Sandys1westside hoodie intro
8Westside HoodieTom Johnstone1hoodies sings to westside story
9Harry QuickieMartin Malcolm1Prince Harry sympathises with the people
10Postman Pat GagDavid Salisbury1the postman never arrives
11Kim Jong ILNoel Christopher15ft 2, platform shoes,
12Child Protection ChristmasNoel Christopher1santa needs a cbr check cbr check
13EyebrowsKylie Butler1the cadburys eyebrow ad
14Milk tray manKylie Butler1The milk tray ad with a Kratf twist
15Mrs RobinsonTom Johnstone1Hey, mrs robinson...
16M & S VoiceoverSarah Hutchings and Hil Cooke1this is m&s...
17Fresh Prince CameronKerry Gooderson1dave cameron talks to the kids
18Cockermouth Intro V/OMartin Malcolm1Intro to cockermouth sketch
19CockermouthCast Run 791cockermouth is a funny word
20BerlusconiRobin Bailes1berlusconi sings about his many women
21ElectionJohn Kelly1expenses, not votes
22FlakeKylie Butler1The cadburys flake ad with a Kraft twist
23PaxmanNick Afka1Paxman interviews islam4uk
24LoathingKerry Gooderson / Katy Heavens1ms cole and danni have a face off
25PM ActuallyBecky Moult1Brown and Darling break up
26Grit in your eyeTom Johnstone1Brief encounters
27I'm blowing up a Jet PlaneJulie Spitler1Terrorists attempt to blow up airline
28Tube gagRichard David-Caine1tubes not working
29A Waterway in IraqTony Brian1gordon brown takes the paddle away
30Next Time We're Getting the BoatPhil Lunn 1Eurostar screw up
31Tiger Woods QuickieNick Afka1Everyone's shagged Tiger Woods
32Brown's SpellcheckTom Johnstone1Gordon solves his letter writing problem
33Fairytale in JordanlandNick Afka1peter and katie fight it out
34Flipping WivesBlakewill and Harris1mp's have a 2 wife allowance
35Lost ImmigrantsMikey Jackson1600,000 people go missing
36BaltimoreKerry Gooderson1Healthcare in America
37Haiti v/oGriff phillips1Haiti don't have access to facebook
38IRARobin Bailes1The IRA need rebranding
39ClarklifeSarah Hutchings and Hil Cooke1Mr clarkson rants
40Clegg QuickieJames Kermack1cleggs boring bits
41Catholic C of E SmackdownRobin Bailes1the pope and the archbishop come to blows
42Royal Mail V/ODavid Salisbury1glitter is hung in vietnam
43Bugsy MedleyKaty Heavens / Phil Lunn1Four politicians singing to bugsy malone
Weeks one and two of the new run...
Week 1
1We're Getting Married for the Taxs BreaksMartin Malcolm
2Lack of ClassJoel Soetendrop
3Plain Speech Oscar Rickett
4British AirwaysGabby Best
5Something in your Iris Dan Wright
6Tony Blairs PicnicColin Stutt
7Robbie Williams Call 1cast
8Orphans WarsRoss Salvage
9Brown Meets MikaNick Afka
10Nick CleggAngela & Jasmine
11Thalidomide Apology David Salisbury
12Mrs Robinson Tom Johnstone
13Terry Newman
14MRSA Voice over Derek Thompson
15Monkfast Adam Hall and Rhys Jennings
16Cheryl Cole in Haiti Gabby Best
17Two Little Boys Josh Boyd-Rochford
19Who's least likely Cast
20Look at me I'm Nicky CJasmine Jones
21You're the one that I want Terry Newman
22NHS Voiceover Derek Thompson
23MilktrayTom Johnstone
24Nick Clegg 2 Angela Pollard / Jasmine Jones
25Peg the legCast
26Camerons Fresh Prince Kerry Gooderson
27Robbies second callJasmine Jones
28American Idol ?
29Dancing on IceMartin Baum
30AvatarCast
31Conservatar Josh Boyd-Rochford
32Working nine till oneGabby Best and Jasmine Jones
33camden grit Derek Thompson
34Cadbury's ChocolateGabby Best and Jasmine Jones
35Daily Mail Witch Griff Philips
36Call Me - Billy piper ?
37Jordan/Katie Prices fitness video ?
38ClarklifeSarah Hutchings and Hil Cooke
39Thai curry can preventing cancerDerek Thompson
40Robbie's third callGabby Best and Adam Hall
41Obama Superstar Terry Newman
Week 2
1We're Getting Married for the Taxs BreaksMartin Malcolm
2Lack of ClassJoel Soetendrop
3Plain Speech NSHOscar Rickett
4British AirwaysGabby Best
5Something in your Iris Dan Wright
6Tony Blairs PicnicColin Stutt
7Robbie Williams Call 1Cast
8Orphans WarsRoss Salvage. Jasmine Jones & Gabby Best
9Brown Meets MikaNick Afka
10Nick CleggAngela Pollard, Jasmine Jones
11Airport scanner Robin Bailes
12Thalidomide Apology David Salisbury
13Baffoon PigJasime and Gabby
14Mrs Robinson Tom Johnstone
15John Terry VoiceoverJohn Random
16Monkfast Adam Hall and Rhys Jennings
17Cheryl Cole in Haiti Gabby Best
18Two Little Boys Josh Boyd-Rochford
19Grease Medley
Who's least likely Cast
Look at me I'm Nicky CJasmine
You're the one that I want Terry Newman
20Pope gagJosh Boyd-Rochford
21MilktrayTom Johnstone
22Camerons Fresh Prince Kerry Gooderson
23Robbies second callJasmine Jones
24American Idol ?
25Nick Clegg 2 Angela Pollard, Jasmine Jones
26Peg the legCast
27Dancing on IceMartin Baum
28AvatarCast
29Conservatar Josh Boyd-Rochford
30Working nine till oneGabby Best and Jasmine Jones
31MRSA voiceoverDerek Thompson
32Cadbury's ChocolateGabby Best and Jasmine Jones
33Daily Mail Witch Griff Philips
34Tony and Cherie Making DecisionsJenny Roche
35Call Me - Billy piper ?
36Jordan/Katie Prices fitness video ?
37ClarklifeSarah Hutchings and Hils Cooke
38Thai curry can preventing cancerDerek Thompson
39Robbie's third callGabby Best and Adam Hall
40Obama Superstar Terry Newman
ah, beat me to it 
Why are there now three people writing my sketch? Am I not funny enough for these people? Apparently not 
Sometimes people may have a similar sketch and/or the actors find a new way of making a sketch work - you know, maybe a extra line or two in it.
Anyways...
Here's week 3:
1We're Getting Married for the Taxs BreaksMartin Malcolm
2Pope gagJosh Boyd-Rochford
3Plain Speech NSHOscar Rickett
4Lack of ClassJoel Soetendrop
5Robbie Williams Call 1Cast
6Something in your Iris Dan Wright
7Tony Blairs PicnicColin Stutt
8British AirwaysGabby Best
9Brown Meets MikaNick Afka
10Orphans WarsRoss Salvage. Jasmine Jones & Gabby Best
11Airport scanner Robin Bailes
12Nick CleggAngela Pollard, Jasmine Jones
13Thalidomide Apology David Salisbury
14Baffoon PigJasime and Gabby
15John Terry VoiceoverJohn Random
16Riding along in my pope mobileTom Johnstone
17Cheryl Cole in Haiti Gabby Best
18Camden GritDerek Thompson
Grease Medley
19Who's least likely Cast
20Look at me I'm Nicky CJasmine
21You're the one that I want Terry Newman
22London Undergrund Voice over Adam Hall
23MilktrayTom Johnstone
24Camerons Fresh Prince Kerry Gooderson
25Robbies second callJasmine Jones
26American Idol James Kermack
27Tony and Cherie Making DecisionsJenny Roche
28Dancing on IceMartin Baum
29AvatarCast
30Conservatar Josh Boyd-Rochford
31MRSA voiceoverDerek Thompson
32Cadbury's ChocolateGabby Best and Jasmine Jones
33John Terry SketchCast
34Daily Mail Witch Griff Philips
35Call Me - Billy piper ?
36Jordan/Katie Prices fitness video James Kermack
37ClarklifeSarah Hutchings and Hils Cooke
38Thai curry can preventing cancerDerek Thompson
39Robbie's third callGabby Best and Adam Hall
40Obama Superstar Terry Newman
and week 4
1We're Getting Married for the Tax BreaksMartin Malcolm
2Pope gagJosh Boyd-Rochford
3Palin Speech NHSOscar Rickett
4Lack of ClassJoel Soetendrop
5Robbie Williams Call 1Cast
6Something in your Iris Dan Wright
7Tony Blairs PicnicColin Stutt
8Airport scanner Robin Bailes
9Brown Meets MikaNick Afka
10Orphan WarsRoss Salvage. Jasmine Jones & Gabby Best
11Baffoon Pig / Boris ApologyDavid Salisbury, Jasime Jones, Gabby Best
12Nick CleggAngela Pollard, Jasmine Jones
13John Terry VoiceoverJohn Random
14Riding along in my pope mobileTom Johnstone
15Cheryl Cole in Haiti Gabby Best
16Grease Medley
17Who's least likely Cast
18Look at me I'm Nicky CJasmine
19You're the one that I want Terry Newman
20London Underground Voice over Adam Hall
21Family MisfortunesAdam Hall
22Robbies second callJasmine Jones
23Camerons Fresh Prince Kerry Gooderson
24American Idol James Kermack
25Tony and Cherie Making DecisionsJenny Roche
26Lying PolicemanJulie Spitler
27Dancing on IceMartin Baum
28AvatarCast
29Conservatar Josh Boyd-Rochford
30MRSA voiceoverDerek Thompson
31Cadbury's ChocolateGabby Best and Jasmine Jones
32John Terry SketchCast
33Daily Mail Witch Griff Philips
34Call Me - Billy piper Griff Phillips & Stuart Cooper
35Jordan/Katie Prices fitness video James Kermack
36Vern and TessCast
37ClarklifeSarah Hutchings and Hils Cooke
38Thai curry can preventing cancerDerek Thompson
39Robbie's third callGabby Best and Adam Hall
40Obama Superstar Terry Newman